Pastry fuckers, rejoice!
After two long years, the fuckable sausage roll is back. Today is National Sausage Roll Day and we're celebrating the only way we know how (cumming inside a delicious mouth-watering pastry).
Fresh out the oven and limited to just 300 toys, don't hang around! These won't last long in our inventory and once they're gone, they're gone.
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