Non-practicing intellectual. Yes, I am flirting. Say somethin. #Redamancy #GrEEK (Parody/RL 21 ) #Vicious
Joined June 2015
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//Little tip for y'all who may be planning or helping to plan a wedding: This particular couple came to me and said: Our budget has dwindled. Help. And I'm like, I got you. Sheet cakes are your friend. Exponentially cheaper. Also, cupcakes! We can make them pretty. >
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<Because that stacked, show piece cake? Only the top is real, where they would cut into it. The bottom is Styrofoam, and nobody can tell. Don't let these bakeries talk you out of thousands of dollars! This was less than $500, including delivery and setup.
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Do they come in tons of flavors? We also have many drink places where like I'll get a Sprite and add cherries and limes, but you can add flavor syrups or other fruits to it.
Either it’s called fizzy or literally the name of the drink. Fanta, Coca-cola ect.
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This person went to Portillo's. It is a Chicago based hot dog shop. You can get a cake shake; which is exactly what it sounds like: They drop an entire slice (USA sized) of chocolate cake into a milkshake. This is why we're fat. {Lmao} @NessVicious tried it and nearly died. 🤣
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I don't know what you call soda over there; or maybe you don't have it cuz Europe doesn't feed their people garbage; but do your carbonated beverages not come in different flavors, or what?
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The fucking best, babe.
Jun 10
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
It’s been a hell of a ride @ViciousPrick.
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Now I'm wearing a shirt that says, "Y'all don't know what happened to Earl and it shows", so 🤷 deal with it, @NessVicious since you hate Goose, God rest him.
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//WHEN WE'RE ABOUT TO GO SOMEWHERE AND I, WEARING CAMO PANTS, GREEN SHIRT THAT SAYS "TALK TO ME GOOSE" SAYS: "I NEED TO CHANGE MY SHOES" AND @NessVicious SAYS: "JUST SHOES IS THE CHOICE YOU'RE MAKING?"
WHAT THE FUCK SHE TRYIN TO SAY?!
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//What have I been doing since 7am on my much needed day off? Why answering work texts and calls, of course. 🙄 Good thing I never sleep in. 😒
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Wednesday. Knock on wood, quick though, because the last two weeks, I've only had 1 day off. Praying I don't get called in.
May 26
When is your next day off?
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Desperately. Gotta go in at 5am tomorrow.
May 26
Well dang, you need rest.
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//Who got half their week's hours in the first two days of the week? ✋️
😫😫🥱🥱😴😴💀💀
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//Yup. That happened. ##PrincessPaisley is a kindergarten graduate! @NessVicious almost didn't cry! (If you're friends with us on FB, more pics there.)
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