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24 May 2018
Lewis Hamilton says women are the most beautiful things on the planet and therefore should be grid girls. I think giraffes are the most beautiful things on the planet and my campaign for grid giraffes starts here. #gridgiraffes #f1
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21 Oct 2025
Further proof, if it were needed, that you can get away with anything if you're wearing hi-vis.
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15 Aug 2025
4-yr-old: *sings* Do-do-do-do-do do-do baby, do-do-do-do-doo-do do-do baby, do-do-do-do-do-do baby, oooooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Me: Are you singing Disco 2000?!
She bloody was. We've since spent the morning dancing around to @welovepulp.
My little 90s-kid self is so proud.
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Vicky Carr retweeted
28 Jun 2025
They're just flying by to check Jarvis brought his Relish.
28 Jun 2025
A real #Glastonbury moment ✈️
The Red Arrows flew over the festival during Pulp's song Common People.
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2 Jun 2025
Armed forces minister Luke Pollard doing a sterling job of pronouncing it "nucular" repeatedly on @BBCBreakfast this morning.
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19 May 2025
There's plenty wrong in the world today, but I'm baffled by the idea you can look at it and conclude the things that need fixing are working from home and treating others equally.
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Vicky Carr retweeted
24 Apr 2025
Learnt today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by "meaning", and AI will assume you're searching a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean.
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26 Dec 2024
I don't want to be *that* person, but I am, so here we are.
It's BETWIXTMAS. It's taken from the word 'betwixt', meaning between. It has nothing to do with chocolate-covered biscuits. Sadly.
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24 Dec 2024
Pre-7am sounds: Feliz Navidad and hoovering. The festive season has truly arrived.
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1 Dec 2024
Just in case anyone has somehow missed this the first time around, this day-in-the-life by Gregg Wallace is absolutely essential reading.
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25 Nov 2024
I do love living in Harrogate but I've just seen an advert for a Christmas event lasting 45 minutes that would cost £57 for a family of four and you can bloody bet it'll sell out.
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26 Oct 2024
My son, who has recently been sleeping until after 6.30am for the first time in his life, has of course chosen today to get up an hour early. Clock change tonight is going to be a car crash.
Still, it's been a while since I saw 4.43am, so that's something to look forward to.
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Vicky Carr retweeted
18 Oct 2024
I’ve been sitting on this news for a while. I love being an author but I feel it’s time for a change. So…I’ve decided to become a film star! It’s something I’ve wanted to do since being a little girl and I’m so excited for my new venture! I hope you all enjoy my new film 🙏
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18 Oct 2024
Best series of Friends/worst series of Friends?
I'm going 2/6.
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10 Oct 2024
I really hope this isn't accurate, otherwise the school run could be interesting.
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29 Aug 2024
Just had a look at the schedule for the @HarrogateFest Raworths Literary Festival and basically if you need me in October, you'll find me there. Incredible line-up. #Harrogate #literature #culture
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11 Aug 2024
I still do not understand what I did with all my free time before children.
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22 Jul 2024
One day, in years to come, we'll have to explain all this (*gestures generally at the world*) to our grandchildren for their history essays.
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