private capital enthusiast | LMM advocate | east coast elitist | belonged to a yacht club (don’t have a boat) | bullpen glue guy
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Turns out the secret to avoiding Sunday scaries is simply a day trip to the Cape and boat to table tacos
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The worst people you know are standing in this line at Yesterdays
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This is where you need guy only bars. Too many girls from Ohio here cosplaying Carrie Bradshaw
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Is there a sadder place in the world to have your bachelorette party than the spins in Mason Ohio?
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Graduating college pre-AI feels like the last chopper out of Nam.
Last years analyst class has no ability to critically think or communicate effectively. Are reliant on “chat” for every question / email
I’m extremely interested in what ppl think of 2026 interns in a couple months.
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In churches you’ve never heard of speaking languages you can’t understand. Happy Easter all
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Mar 26
Inflation? No one tell that to my bodega who just rolled out this promotion from 1995
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Mar 22
Hangovers so bad I just joined the overpriced gym across the street from my building
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5 Nov 2025
The first year liberal arts analyst who lives in Williamsburg sitting quietly in the bullpen tomorrow during the Mamdani discourse
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18 Oct 2025
Along the same lines, every college resume I look at now has 4 internships
Not sure what happened to working a normal blue collar job freshmen year but can say with certainty the lack of ability to hold a conversation is directly correlated
17 Oct 2025
This growing trend of kids forgoing a traditional high school/college experience to “grind” and become “founders” is a sign of moral decay at incredible scale. Most don’t create anything of societal value, just solutions to artificial problems out of a desire to get rich quick. Focus on building relationships — not shitty B2C SaaS.
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28 Sep 2025
The people yearn for 4am conversations in a random kitchen
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Public Ivy Prince retweeted
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When you ask the pro Mamdani socialist girl from Brooklyn what her boyfriend does for work (he works in private equity)
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18 Aug 2025
Apartment secured, see everyone at afters
17 Aug 2025
Hypothetically speaking, if you were looking at similarly priced one bed apartments, and the one in the less desirable neighborhood was a little bigger and nicer than the one in the village, what would you pick
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17 Aug 2025
Hypothetically speaking, if you were looking at similarly priced one bed apartments, and the one in the less desirable neighborhood was a little bigger and nicer than the one in the village, what would you pick
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“Nomad” (Murray Hill)
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Greenwich Village
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