Not a licensed financial advisor, information, not advice. I also do some stand-up comedy. Asst Varsity Lacrosse Coach, Westside HS. Equities/Crypto/Options.
Joined December 2008
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Jun 10
I find it ironic that self titled "Husker Sports Influencers" don't allow people to comment on their feed.
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May 25
Fun fact: If you invested $10,000 in PayPal $PYPL stock 5 years ago, you'd have about $1,720 today ๐จ
Not too bad ๐ซก
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May 20
Sage advice
May 20
Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees
"Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents"
"You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you"
"Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money"
"Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"
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May 17
Live emergency update from Omaha, Nebraska with the Dominator 3 in #tornado intercept mode today and tomorrow.
Two dangerous days ahead with strong-to-violent tornadoes possible including Omaha during about 6-10 pm this evening!
A #tornado outbreak for the next two days is expected!
#Dominator #stormchasing
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May 8
Just a bear hanging out living it's best life....
May 8
A massive brown bear was spotted navigating the high-altitude peaks of Alaska.
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May 5
My uncle, Captain Wylder Modine, was a real B-17 "Flying Fortress" pilot during WWII. After returning from a bombing mission, he got hit by anti-aircraft fire and almost had his right arm taken off. He had his crew bail, but his co-pilot was shot up really bad and couldnโt parachute, so my uncle, with one arm, landed the heavily damaged B-17 in a field behind enemy lines. He was awarded the Air Medal and Purple Heart. I talked with him before making MEMPHIS BELLE in 1989. He gave me his dress uniform to wear in the film and said, โwhen you put that on, don't disrespect it.โ
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Apr 14
Please let this be real....
Apr 14
Dave Chappelle reveals heโs considering bringing back Chappelleโs Show after 20 years ๐ฅ
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Apr 7
This movie was the best, remember seeing it in the theater.
Apr 7
The Bad News Bears turns 50 today.
This movie zigged where most kid-sports films zag: cynical, un-Disneyfied, a gritty 1970s antidote to the usual underdog uplift. And Walter Matthau never once feels like heโs โacting with kids.โ
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Apr 1
Take 6 minutes and watch this, amazing
๐ถ A musician who calls himself "Plumes" plays guitar for animals in sanctuariesโฆ and the way they respond is incredible.
Do animals understand music more than we think? ๐ค
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Apr 1
I laugh every I see this
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Apr 1
I do not miss โcorporate speakโ whatsoeverโฆ
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Chris Vincentini retweeted
TV reporter tells David Bowie the internet is "hugely exaggerated"
David Bowie's response is the closest thing to perfection about the future.
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Mar 30
Watch till the end....
This little girl has been โworking๐โ construction on the empty lot next door since they started building the house ๐
From day one sheโs been out there every day like sheโs on the crew.
Mom asked if sheโs going back to work this weekโฆ her response is priceless.
So proud of her ๐ญ๐คฃ
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Mar 25
Air Corgi predicts the men's Sweet 16 ๐ฎ
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Mar 26
I lived this when I was in corporate america......
We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down.
They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests.
They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs.
Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation.
They charged us $250K for this privilege.
During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking.
I looked around the conference room.
Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments.
The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs.
I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera.
But nobody listens to the guy who works here.
You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday.
I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization.
It feels like the right move.
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