Farage wound you all up, lads. Then off he popped to his private club for a spot of lunch and a few glasses of the finest wine.
Then Tommeh set you off, spoke for 15 minutes to make sure you were really, really angry. Then he buggered off as well.
And now there you all are, waiting for the knock on the door as the cops go through all the footage your pals the "auditors" took.
You will do the time.
They riled you to do the time, and will walk away scot free.
They're laughing at you. All of you. Without you, their money-making scams would never work, and they would have to get a proper job instead.
Don't forget to send your money to Tommeh next time he has a little drama, though, will you?
Farage was spotted leaving a private club in Mayfair Wednesday afternoon after inciting a riot in Southampton.
I'm sure he had a most enjoyable lunch which someone else likely picked up the tab for whilst the citizens of Southampton where left with this to clear up
#FarageRiots2