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NelisKe retweeted
That is a truthful man committing. 5 years and we get our Kenya back.
David Maraga: It has taken Ruto less than five years to demolish this country. I need five years to call this country into order.
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Maraga the 6th.
I hope you are doing okay. Maraga the 6th.
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NelisKe retweeted
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"Maraga Hana numbers" Yes, ndo tunamtafutia. Tunatafuta numbers mob Sana. "Maraga Hana campaign money" Yes, ndo tunachanga. Apate za campaigns. "Maraga Hana aura" Wenye wako Na aura are stealing billions from you. Buying expensive watches. Looting the country. Jameni!
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Guys let's support our candidate. Personally, 150 ilikuwa hapa nimeweka.
Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya. I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans. I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan. You can donate any amount. Simply log in to davidmaraga.com. Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137 Account Number: 4164137
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Mmerealize of late ni kama affordable bloggers wameambiwa target ni Maraga. Wameanza kurealize walai ni kama huyo mzee anamake strides. Whatever anyone says, wacha vote yangu ipotee na Maraga.
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Tuzimeni laptops Sasa. Let's meet on Monday.
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Guys, Sasa, how do we get these 5M impressions? Anybody with strategies please share.
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Almost hitting the 500 verified followers mark. Impressions are effing me up though. How do guys reach 5M impressions per month. Must it be rage bait content?
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Life of a freelancer is tough Bana. Got bored and tired, decided to watch Google playing ball πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. It's 1am na nimeanza kusikia njaa na kazi bado haijaisha.
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But then really if we are being genuine, feminine women make social spaces more interesting. Imagine umeketi 1824 na mko wanaume pekee. Very boring. After 2-3 beers the eyes want to see some yellow yellow thighs and a murima babe dancing siaka siaka siaka. It is what it is.
The best way to be happy as a man is to avoid women.
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. There is always a tweet for all this shit.
Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves πŸ˜‚.
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Looks like our hate watching is coming great. We congratulate Mexico for having a great jersey and a good game. Hao wengine warudi kuprotect kazi nyumbani na kufukuza foreigners.
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NelisKe retweeted
Me waiting for @calvinokello4 to throw stones at Gachagua i fire back with Unproportional force immediately.
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Sometimes parents make me really happy. Now, this girl will never or will rarely go home from now onwards halafu wazazi wakizeeka waanze kusema venye watoto wanachukiwa na venye wataacha laana wakikufa.
A young woman from Meru has shared a painful account of how her parents took her academic certificates and are now demanding money before returning them. Elsie Kendi, in her mid-20s, says she grew up in a home defined by strict rules and what she describes as both emotional and physical abuse. Minor mistakes were met with harsh punishment, and her father regularly threatened to pull her out of school if her grades slipped. Despite that environment, Kendi performed well, cleared her secondary examinations and made it to university. In her third year, she met a man she says gave her a kind of care and respect she had not known growing up. Her family were strongly against the relationship. By 21, she had started earning through online work and felt ready to make her own choices. She declined financial support from her parents and moved out to live near her boyfriend. Things turned ugly after that. Her parents reported her to police, claiming she was underage. She proved otherwise. When she returned to her rented room, she found it emptied. Neighbours told her that her parents had broken in that same day and removed everything, including her certificates, which they are now holding until she pays for their return.
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Na at the end utakuwa na nduthi nane na Honda CR-V. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Badala mwanaume ununue demio. Ni heri ununue nduthi nane. Upatie watu wa boda. Kila mtu anakuletea 400 per day. Thats 2800kes Per week utakua na 2800 x 7= 19,600kes Per month- 79,000kes Per year- 940,000kes Save iyo pesa for two years- 1.8M Then buy a Honda CR-V Akili nanii
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NelisKe retweeted
Badala mwanaume ununue demio. Ni heri ununue nduthi nane. Upatie watu wa boda. Kila mtu anakuletea 400 per day. Thats 2800kes Per week utakua na 2800 x 7= 19,600kes Per month- 79,000kes Per year- 940,000kes Save iyo pesa for two years- 1.8M Then buy a Honda CR-V Akili nanii
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"No, I will insert it myself"
State House spent Sh4.5 billion outside its approved budget in the first nine months of FY2025/26, according to the Controller of Budget. This is one of the highest cases of unplanned government spending in the period.
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Mimi nawaambianga "Kwetu tulikatazwa kutoa mimba. Tuliambiwa ile siku mtu atatoa analaaniwa." This magically solves all my pregnancy problems.
I have a pregnancy test with two lines in case anyone needs to scam a man. Nitakua nalipisha 500 kukutumia. Support my business Aki 😭😭
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NelisKe retweeted
I might not teach how to get rich ,but I will teach you how to be happy even when everything around you tells you to be sad . First lesson the first time someone shows you who they are ,please believe them.
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