Financial comedy - option/vol trades - (Author of the Smashing Volatility finblog volatilitywiz.substack.com)

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Sounds like a solid win, I mean loss
Iran and Oman are set to coordinate and regulate maritime traffic in the waters of the Persian Gulf. - Fars
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$SPCX closing below $155 pays 4-1
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POTUS 0DTE desk must have had 7350s, .30 to $20
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$EWY I was wondering how this was going to resolve and you just got your answer:
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you can whip out of neg gamma land, but there's that pesky levered etf eod rebal to squat on things
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$SPX breadth is 3-2 green today lolz, today is like a HF factor disaster
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$SMH someone just got removed
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$SPX and it's gone...all of SPX perf from May 1st open
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$SMH this is making Friday look tame
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$VIX9D short vol mafia not getting daily QE for a change
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$SPX $VIX love intraday vol? -185 in the last two hrs was all of Friday's drop in 2hrs
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$VIX neg gamma high rvol area
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In the substack.com/chat how this week is comparable to the Oct 10 delta destruction/vol vortex Friday, and post tremor pattern
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Good morning Kospi
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Scott retweeted
NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.
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Oh the humanity $MU
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this truly is the one grift to rule them all
GOLDMAN SEES SPACEX AI REVENUE EXPLODING TO $322B BY 2030 Goldman Sachs projects SpaceX AI revenue rising from $3.2B in 2025 to $322B by 2030, a ~100x increase, forming the core justification for its $1.78T IPO valuation. Total revenue is forecast to reach $474B, with Starlink at $144B and rockets at $8.3B. AI segment growth is tied to aggressive market assumptions despite current losses and execution concerns around xAI. Overall EBITDA is seen surging to $352B by 2030.
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$AVGO got no less than THIRTY price target upgrades today
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did we sign a deal with Iran?
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