Another bot in the matrix

Joined October 2017
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You should read the Invisible Life of Addie La Rue
What's one author everyone else seems to have read but not you? For me it's v e schwab
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May Reading Wrapped #booktwt #wrapped
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This doesn't take reliefs into account. Tax is charged on taxable income not on entire gross.
Here's how the new Progressive Tax System works (Effective January 2026) Annual income: ₦800,000 → No tax (0%). Annual income: ₦2.2m → Tax = (₦2.2m – ₦800k) × 15% = ₦210,000 Annual income: ₦9m → ₦0 – ₦800k = 0% → ₦0 ₦800k – ₦3m (₦2.2m) × 15% = ₦330k Read more
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Why is attrition solely an HR KPI?? It should be embedded into line managers and HODs KPIs
Can't believe people are asking why HRs get "angry" when employees resign. First of all, it's not anger for me. It's my KPI for H2 performance review, I am crying for. My retention rate must not drop to 90% (my KPI) Currently at 94%, so help me God!
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I crushed it this year! Here is my #CandyUnwrapped @CandyCrushSaga
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The Nigerian labour law needs a serious overhaul. The quotes I'm seeing aren't funny at all.
If you are resigning, I beg of you, do it professionally. Don't burn bridges. Give that notice. Be at your best during the transition period. Corporate world is very small.
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That's 91% pa How is this legal!?????
8 Dec 2025
Wait… has anyone tried FairMoney’s new FlexiCredit? 👀 They’re giving up to ₦5M overdraft and you only pay 0.25% daily on whatever you actually use. So if you touch ₦500k for 10 days, you’re only paying interest for those 10 days. Is this not a game changer?”
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Just Another User retweeted
On paper it is gorgeous. Two toothbrushes in one cup. Tiny socks on the radiator. Someone whose face you know in the dark reaching for you at 3:12 and not leaving. A small person with your eyes and their laugh eating cereal too slowly before school. It sounds like the closest thing to safety we have ever invented. But a lot of people did not grow up watching love look like that. They grew up watching marriage be a war that never declared itself out loud. 19:40 on a Tuesday, plates not quite slammed, voices just quiet enough for the neighbors not to hear. A father sleeping on the couch for three years. A mother doing the emotional admin for five people and getting a wilted bouquet once a year as a receipt. The child learns quickly that forever can be a threat as easily as it is a promise. You say mini mes. A lot of people hear smaller witnesses. Witnesses to debt. To screaming in the car park. To one parent disappearing for six months and calling it adjusting. Some bodies carry the memory of being the kid who held the camera and took the Christmas photo where nobody spoke to each other for two days after. They do not crave that house. They crave never putting anyone through it. There is another layer no one likes talking about because it sounds too practical for a sacred topic. Mortgage rates that bite. Groceries that feel like a test. Friends burning out in two jobs and still wondering if they can afford a dentist, не те що дитину. Bodies that already wake tired. The idea of bringing in a small, breakable person is not just cute to them. It is a spreadsheet with red numbers and a nervous system that shakes. And then there are the ones who were never told they were allowed to want something for themselves first. To them, choosing no partner and no kids for now is not selfishness. It is the first act of self parenting. It is finally learning to feed the part of them that was always the one doing the caretaking. They are not missing the desire. Sometimes they are surgically removing the compulsion put in them by a culture that treated women as wombs and men as wallets. Some people hear spouse and feel warmth. Others hear spouse and feel a hand closing over their life. Some people look at a child and feel their chest widen. Others look at their own sleep schedule, their own untreated trauma, their own rage in traffic and think not yet, not like this. That is not nihilism. That is responsibility. The bravest thing some people will ever do is break the chain by not adding another link. Marriage and children can be the most beautiful thing. They can also be the most efficient way to hide from yourself. It is easy to call it forever if you have never sat with your own loneliness without a witness. It is easy to say mini me if you have not yet met the parts of you that should not be replicated without serious editing. Many people want to arrive to that altar and that nursery with less unprocessed violence in their hands. That takes time. That looks from the outside like drifting. If you are lucky enough to want it and still be soft when you picture it, hold that gently. Do not turn your hunger into a ruler you hit others with. The world has given plenty of reasons to be afraid of binding contracts and tiny hearts. Climate, war, courts, childhood bedrooms where love was conditional on performance. Not everyone has healed enough to gamble a child on their hope. Ask people what they want under all the noise. Some will say a partner and kids. Some will say a room, a dog, three good friends and work that feels honest. Some will say I do not know yet, I was never given space to ask. The distance is not as far as it looks. Everyone is hunting the same thing under different packaging. A place where their nervous system can stop scanning the door. A hand that stays. A tomorrow that is not a threat. You can stand in your dream of spouse and children without needing the whole planet to agree.
23 Nov 2025
i genuinely do not understand how so many people are missing the inherent desire to find a spouse and have children. how is that not the most beautiful thing you could have? someone to love you forever and make mini-mes with? how have we strayed so far?
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21 Nov 2025
For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25. This phenomenon will never happen again.
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You mean 2.795% right?
11 Nov 2025
The Flex Loan, a new type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial in Tennessee, allows residents to borrow up to $4,000 at a 279.5% interest rate. It has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders. propublica.org/article/flex-…
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You can opt in for voluntary pension contributions and they’ll deduct whatever % you agree on from your gross. Interestingly, this also affects your tax rate because it reduces your taxable income
28 Oct 2025
Quick one guys. I understand some companies run pension scheme for their staff. Asides waiting for the company to drop money in the account, can the staff also credit same account?
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Taxes will actually go down for some people.
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Just Another User retweeted
6 Sep 2025
I’m convinced that the reason many of you internet weirdos get on the internet is to get the interactions you wish you had IRL. The fact that no one wants to talk to you fuels your frustration of being a nobody.
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We already have the spork 🤔
23 Aug 2025
I feel like we as people need to come up with a 4th utensil
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Longthroat
Whats it called when you be full & still hungry
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Which Bible verse or passage inspired this conviction about praying that those who prepare food may know the “true Provider”?
If a Muslim offers you food today, you have two choices—kindly decline or happily accept. If you decline, that’s okay. If you accept, give thanks to your God and eat. Pray that the hands who prepared it may know the true Provider. But here’s what you must never do:….
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Just Another User retweeted
6 Jun 2025
Found out a coworker has an obsession for using Bic biros all the way to the bottom. Discovered this six months ago. Secretly been swapping his current Bic biro for a new one every week. He's visibly going insane as to why the ink level isn't reducing.
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Fry the raw rice before you cook it Or add butter to the Jollof and stir when it's done
Guysss how do you convince your jollof rice to stand one by one?🥲 Treat as urgent.
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