🌪️ Vortexian Party | (Pronounced Vor-tee-zhen) America the Beautiful
Joined July 2024
- Tweets 2,942
- Following 242
- Followers 194
- Likes 8,202
474 Photos and videos
The Hoosiers win one national championship and we become a legit football state.
Bring on the Indiana Bears.
1
14
Vortexian Party retweeted
Apr 29
God created wine to gladden the heart of man. Drinking alcohol is not only not a sin, but a gift from God.
82
66
1,420
81,076
Vortexian Party retweeted
Apr 15
Paying taxes is the financial equivalent of being raped at gunpoint.
216
1,657
21,109
325,423
Vortexian Party retweeted
Apr 15
Alcohol makes you feel great while using and in exchange you lose a couple of the worst years of your life. Insanely easy trade.
Apr 14
Friends, stop drinking alcohol.
Not cut back. Eliminate.
> alcohol increases cortisol
> disrupts REM sleep
> accelerates epigenetic aging
> shrinks hippocampal volume
> elevates resting heart rate
> raises inflammatory markers
> impairs glucose metabolism for 16 hrs
One drink does that.
49
118
5,871
944,894
Vortexian Party retweeted
Apr 14
Letting women vote is actually insane
142
817
16,060
194,950
RT @DubzyOnceAgain: My client pleads “retarded nigger” your honor
5,284
What if we had a presidential lottery?
Like a random heritage American is chosen to run the country and he has to do it or he goes to jail for 4 years
1
66
Feb 17
If you’re ever polled for anything, lie about it.
Never let them know our next move.
46
Feb 15
No but why isn’t Randy Fine removed from office?
He illegally voted on other machines
43
Feb 14
Saturday nights plans:
Get drunk and watch IU vs. Miami in the natty, but pretend it’s live just to chase that feeling again
38
The lion does not concern himself with hangovers.
Drink tonight, pussy,
29
So what I’ve learned these past few days is that everything is fake & gay
1
39
Jan 26
I can’t believe I used to claim Libertarians were better than Republicans & Democrats.
They have the most retarded immigration takes I’ve ever seen.
30
Jan 20
10 years ago I used to walk into IU football games for free after the first quarter because no one was there.
Now I just watched them win the National Championship.
Wtf just happened.
1
84