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Joined May 2021
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29 Sep 2021
OMG I got a reply from @StoneColdJones I can retire from twitter now.
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WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
ALT A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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Bobson Dugnutt™️ retweeted
Jun 14
Glad they worked out their differences
Jun 14
Tracy Morgan, John Turturro, Giancarlo Esposito, Cam Skattebo and Spike Lee at Game 5
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Jun 14
Congratulations to New York!
Not just the team, the whole city. Absolutely killing it right now all around.
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Jun 14
Is it possible that the Spurs coaching staff is unaware of Wemby’s height?
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Jun 14
When you find a tweet in your drafts from 5 years ago and say fuck it send
Jun 13
Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day
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Jun 14
Me: watching hours of World Cup tourist content, completely invested in these folks’ experiences.
Also me: will watch 0.0 hours of World Cup games.
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Jun 14
NGL I had to look at this one twice
Btw this is what happens when a European (me) goes to Chicago thinking it‘s gonna rain I‘ll be fine without sunscreen
To all my fellow Europeans traveling to the US this summer: don‘t make the same mistake 😭🧴
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Jun 11
Taylor Swift’s concept of attending sporting events must be wildly skewed. She’s only ever been to the most dramatic games ever, and either the best possible seats. Like an alien who only pops in to earth in the most extreme moments possible.
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Welp
Jun 11
As a sports fan I have so much respect for the Knicks crowd going apeshit for a three pointer that pulls them within 20 late in the third. That’s just love of your team and wildly unrealistic hope.
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Jun 11
As a sports fan I have so much respect for the Knicks crowd going apeshit for a three pointer that pulls them within 20 late in the third. That’s just love of your team and wildly unrealistic hope.
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Jun 11
Whole lot of folks currently googling “what rhymes with my Knicks in six?”
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Bobson Dugnutt™️ retweeted
Jun 9
*Insane deadline looming over my head*
me: feels like a good time to watch this 3 minute sped up video of a dude mowing someone else's lawn.
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Mike Garrett?
Jun 6
Most rushing yards in a game by a #Chiefs player in franchise history:
Jamaal Charles - 259
Jamaal Charles - 233
Jamaal Charles - 226
Larry Johnson - 211
Larry Johnson - 201
Barry Word - 200
Larry Johnson - 198
Priest Holmes - 197
Joe Delaney - 193
Mike Garrett - 192
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Bobson Dugnutt™️ retweeted
They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time
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I think I would have just eaten the chicken.
Jun 5
Sandman’s insane whole chicken river trap just hooked a MONSTER FISH! 🎣😱
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Prototype Broncos fan
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May 23
Interesting to screenshot and steal a tweet about how capitalism rewards people who don’t do their own work. What are we even doing in this place.
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