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1 Mar 2022
So, I have a mouse in my office. This little bugger knocked over a can of @MonsterEnergy and got all juiced up. So now I have a 3 ounce asshole rodent punching holes in the drywall, doing #CrossFit, and making Alexa play Joe Rogen podcasts.
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2 Mar 2022
Update: Kyle is talking about Mice Going Their Own Way or something. Seems he lost custody of his 18 children and has to pay pinkie support, which he feels is totally unfair.
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1 Mar 2022
Update: Kyle now has a suspicious amount of neck jewelry.
#Jerseyshore #gymtanlaundry
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1 Mar 2022
Update: Somehow Kyle got a full sleeve tribal tattoo. What the hell?
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1 Mar 2022
Update: Now Kyle is wanting me to explain when there is going to be a white history month. This is getting serious.
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1 Mar 2022
Update: He has told me his name is Kyle, and now Kyle the mouse is trying to explain crypto to me.
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7 Jan 2022
On this anniversary of Jan 6th, we are forced to face the realization that there are those in the country that, despite Article 1, Section 4, and the 14th, 15th, 19th, and 26th Amendments, want to believe that the 2nd Amendment should be used to decide the outcome of elections.
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18 Nov 2020
Remember how Obama refused to even acknowledge President Elect Trump for, what, a day and a half?
Then remember how he never met with Trump, certainly not literally in the White House that the bloated manchild called "a dump"
18 Nov 2020
Really? 4 years of wetting the bed and screaming at the sky but whatever 😂
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18 Nov 2020
Remember when the electoral count was the same and Clinton threw a fit, refusing to concede for *checks notes* 48 hours.
17 Nov 2020
Left wing media does not certify elections. There it is truth
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11 Jun 2020
The "This Hous Don't Call 911" crowd suddenly seems really interested in having a militarized police force with tanks and Iron Man armor.
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16 Apr 2020
Things will be different, for sure.
"Prepare for post-coronavirus revolutions" x.com/i/events/1250547491856…
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16 Apr 2020
I do more than my share of virtual meetings. This is some solid advice from an industry veteran. Thanks @BigCheeseDG
15 Apr 2020
In recent weeks I’ve been in more #VideoConferencing meetings than ever. Check out these tips for creating awesome virtual meetings.
#collaboration #UCaaS #businesscontinuity #remotework #workfromhome #WFH #futureofwork #zoom #virtualwork #CIO #CCaaS #IT
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Will Balvanz retweeted
8 Apr 2020
Social distancing bends the curve and relieves some pressure on our heroic medical professionals. But in order to shift off current policies, the key will be a robust system of testing and monitoring – something we have yet to put in place nationwide. nytimes.com/2020/04/06/upsho…
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28 Mar 2020
Has anyone checked in on the firstborn of Egypt lately?
#apocalypse2020 #CoronaLockdown
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11 Oct 2019
Lithium-ion’s pioneers nabbed the Nobel. Now we need the next battery breakthrough. - MIT Technology Review cstu.io/e72d30
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10 Oct 2019
I'd like to be shocked, but at this point this just seems like something that might as well happen.
Forget fake news—nearly all deepfakes are being made for porn - MIT Technology Review cstu.io/2924fd
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