We feel the same way about football as Michael Owen feels about scoring against a 13-year-old, we love it! Get in therreeeeee ⚽🤣
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5 Sep 2025
You are just Rangers daft 😂😂😂 Scott Brown’s laugh is sensational. #scotland #scoden #scottbrown #lovenkrands #scotlanddenmark
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15 Jul 2025
Dear @crawleytown – from being written off to Wembley and everything between, it’s been unforgettable being part of this club & its amazing fans. From @DaniloOrsi’s Brick Borrow 🐴 to @harryjforster’s acting 😱 – we’ll still be there! 👹 Back soon 👕❤️ #TheProudestSponsor
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23 Oct 2024
Long time guys! One half of WDM13, Scott (the Bro Classico champ 😉), has recently become the sports editor for the Yorkshire Times. Please give a follow @scottnewbysport for regular sport chat! ⚽️
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19 Apr 2021
😂😂😂
19 Apr 2021
👏 We're underway against the Merseyside Reds at Elland Road!
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Well Done Michael ⚽ retweeted
11 Jul 2020
John Stones' got a kagool? 🤣
Still absolutely love this 👏
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21 Mar 2021
💻 Ultimate Soccer Manager 98/99 was an absolute PC game classic.
A football management game where you can bung transfers and bet on matches that you've rigged 🤣
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1 Mar 2021
✍️⚽ This is your chance to own a one of a kind pink locker signed/autographed by former Liverpool and England international, @officialbarnesy
👉 Bid now via our eBay shop - bit.ly/3eaw3v5
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26 Jan 2021
Out of interest who has so far managed to get hold of a ps5 #golddust
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Yes
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Xbox is king
81 votes • Final results
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Well Done Michael ⚽ retweeted
26 Jan 2021
You can listen to, and download, the rest from theoneandonlyjhenry.bandcamp…
“I Would Love It” if you did...
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11 Oct 2020
Gareth Southgate masterclass.
11 Oct 2020
Can’t for the life of me understand Southgate’s team selection today 🤔🤔
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11 Oct 2020
Can’t for the life of me understand Southgate’s team selection today 🤔🤔
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6 Oct 2020
😂😂😂
5 Oct 2020
Celtic announce the signing of a 13 year old lassie just back from a holiday in Benidorm wae her family.
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4 Oct 2020
Supposedly Queen's Park's new kit represents every win, draw and loss the club has had in the league since 1900 😲
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Well Done Michael ⚽ retweeted
29 Sep 2020
Gloves that I got compared to the gloves that I wanted!
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