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WETI @WETI

Waiting for extraterrestrial intelligence

Joined September 2008
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WETI@WETI
22 May 2023
I'm hungry.
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WETI@WETI
22 May 2023
A gurgling noise from my stomach. Are they finally contacting me?
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WETI@WETI
22 May 2023
Waiting is so cool.
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WETI@WETI
21 May 2023
I plugged in the Wait-O-Matic(tm), and instantly fried the fuses. Back to manual waiting.
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WETI@WETI
21 May 2023
Did you know you can wait for the aliens while doing other things, for example while waiting at the dentist's?
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WETI@WETI
21 May 2023
Good aliens come to those who wait.
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WETI@WETI
21 May 2023
Cool earthlings can wait.
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WETI@WETI
21 May 2023
I've finished waiting for the end of this waiting session. I'll wait for the end of the next one now.
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WETI@WETI
21 May 2023
A wait in the bank is worth two at the dentists.
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
"How much of human life is lost in waiting." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) (what a fool).
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
Oh, a flying saucer! Oh, a broken saucer! Oh, a coffee stain!
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
I can't wait to see what they will look like.
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
Confirmed alien contacts today: 0
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
"It is strange... that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting." (Elizabeth Taylor)
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
Waiting for something bad is better than not waiting at all. #proverbs
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
Think big! Instead of waiting for a single signal, why not wait for a space encyclopedia, or a whole invasion fleet?
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WETI@WETI
20 May 2023
There are probably no aliens. Kind of tempting to stop waiting and enjoy one's life instead...
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WETI@WETI
19 May 2023
Breaking news: no breaking news.
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WETI@WETI
19 May 2023
If the aliens don't show up, what will they be not using for transportation? Quantum teleporters?
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WETI@WETI
19 May 2023
If I were an alien, they'd already be here and all the waiting would have been in vain. I'm not, though. Phew, that was close.
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