Open the door, Seer Strategist.
Joined August 2025
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White Jade Green Dumpling retweeted
Jun 13
@Peacockgeneral @WHITEnGREEN you guys inspired me to make this, its goofy lmao
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I'm younger and more beautiful. Meow.
Jun 14
People don't even care about the seer strategist nowadays. They just want White Jade Green Dumpling.
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Where am I.
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Did you know? Diviner Mochi is actually significantly smaller without her covering—it covers up her actual size, munya.
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Every time I see Yao Guang she's always tweeting some bullshit.
Jun 6
What kind of bread does a homophobic french baker make? FAGUETTES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My name is WHITE JADE GREEN DUMPLING, when saying it—Do not run it as a singular word. And Aeons forbid, do not shorten it. I'll only respond to the full twenty-two letters, mun-ya!
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Who needs the seer strategist when you have WHITE JADE GREEN DUMPLING? Just put your paw out and I'll divine your fortune! Non-catcakes have a price of giving me 2 treats for fortune readings, though.
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Jun 3
Please take White Jade Green Dumpling from the astral express. Frankly, she is terrifying. Everyday I am in fear of her trying to kill me. Every time the trigrams misalign, I'm inclined to believe it's my end—with this catcake as my ender.
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