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Hairmaker @WHamaker

I'm not Will

Joined January 2012
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
27 Sep 2021
When you go to prison the first thing you gotta do is find the biggest guy in there and hit em right in the face. Unfortunately for you the biggest guy in there is dude:
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
21 Aug 2022
Squash and zucchini are the cantaloupe and honeydew of the vegetable world
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
29 Jul 2022
So excited to see #NopeMovie tonight
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
8 Jan 2022
SpongeBong SquareBud
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2 Jan 2022
VSCovid girls be like “wear your masks sks sks sks sks”
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
13 Nov 2021
I want Miley to release her version of the Hannah Montana catalogue
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
2 Nov 2021
Me buying my color blind dog a different colored leash for when he goes on a walk vs. when he goes out to the bathroom
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
11 Oct 2021
Judging from the expression that comes across his stupid face, my dog must have been a beekeeper in a past life
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
7 Aug 2021
I get to live the college experience I didn’t have by watching tipsybartender in my late 20’s
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
4 May 2021
The true anarchist who doesn’t believe private property is the guy who leaves his car running with the lights on when he goes into a gas station.
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
1 May 2021
Can’t wait until Dogecoin wins the Kentucky Derby
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
30 Mar 2021
Going to treat my rent is due tomorrow email as an April Fool’s joke
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
28 Mar 2021
When I found egg in my Basil Fried Rice at Blue Pacific
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
19 Mar 2021
Steak from Jakefarm
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
27 Dec 2020
Why does the kid who plays Colt in 3 Ninjas look just like Jamie Lee Curtis?
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
24 Dec 2020
Idk which song is more skippable: Cheer up Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Where are you Christmas from The Grinch
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
22 Dec 2020
I would’ve reacted the same way Kevin did initially if I saw someone so freely associating with pigeons
Hairmaker@WHamaker
21 Dec 2020
The amount of property damage that occurs in 80’s Christmas movies really shows you how care free the time period was
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
23 Nov 2020
Can’t wait for The Undertaker to redebut at one of those Australian supershows as The Downundertaker
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Hairmaker@WHamaker
17 Oct 2020
Candid photo of the team doctor who cleared Nick Saban to coach tonight
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