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If you get an upgrade on your phone every year youโre a fucking retard. You shouldโve dropped $22,000 all at once when you were 14 on stocks so you could be rich you big stupid bastard. Follow me for more financial advice.
Jun 16
Tony Robbins: iPhone has ran for 18 - 19 years. If you got an iPhone each time, you spend $22,000 and some change at retail price... But if you bought Apple stock, same amount of money on the stock youโd be up $326,000 instead of being out $22,000
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Drinking in Philly. Pretty sure Iโm required to challenge @Shanemgillis in the A gap
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Netanyahu is pissed right now
BREAKING: Pakistan's Prime Minister announces that the US and Iran have officially reached a peace deal and the official signing will take place on June 19th in Switzerland.
"Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon," he says.
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Wait a second is this shit kinda dope?
Jun 14
Thereโs a bald eagle at the UFC White House weigh ins
It doesnโt get more American than this ๐บ๐ธ
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William Moore ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Jun 11
Pump 12 is gone gang ๐ญ
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Shut up nerd
Jun 10
Yes, military flyovers look cool. But taxpayer-funded military hype for private sports events is still weirdโand a little creepy.
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Lucas Oil Stadium not getting a match seemsโฆ not right.
Jun 5
48 teams will compete in 104 matches spread out across 16 host cities in the United States, Mexico and Canada at the 2026 FIFA World Cup ๐๏ธ
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Absolutely horrifying sight at the Taco Bell where a man just ordered 5 burritos and 3 tacos, sat down and ate them all in a matter of minutes
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Wife: (fighting tears in the kitchen) did you do it?
Husband: do what?
Wife: DID YOU REP A SET
Husband: (slams his fist) I AINT NEVER REPPED A SET BABY
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This is fucking hilarious
The World Cup starts this week in North America, and Channel NEIN has the inside scoop from the United States.
Channelneinaus
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I was reliably informed that UK heat is the hottest heat. This should be a walk in the park for these boys.
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Jun 7
โThereโs a snake in my beerโ - probably woody when he turns 18
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A great deal of Europeans are going to learn in the coming months, that even though our stadiums seat fewer people, thereโs nothing quite like an NFL stadium.
Of course nothing will ever top the Anfield experience for a Liverpool fanโฆ.. but Raymond Jones Stadium in Tampa might just be the greatest stadium Iโve been toโฆan old fashioned, imposing cathedral of sport, complete with pirate ship!
#AllWhites
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Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition
Jun 5
The Spain national football team has arrived in downtown Chattanooga for the FIFA World Cup
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Norway wouldnโt last a day in the SEC
๐จTRENDING: The Norwegian squad is trying to adapt to the heat in America ๐ฅต
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If you train a robot in the martial arts it will inevitably use it to torment Chinese children.
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Mf clipped through the course
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