Scrounging Twitter for all the stuff that makes West Allis the most beautiful place on the planet.
Joined October 2021
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6 Sep 2025
Imagine being this dumb fucking dork, who the minute cracker barrel changed their logo, got a shirt made to make fun of it..... And then fucking wore it to a cracker barrel and complained they didn't change the logo back fast enough. Then liked his own post. Fucking dweeb.
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29 Aug 2025
Are Kalahari Resort, Wilderness, Great Wolf and Chula Vista only open 120 days a year? That's what made the Dells the Waterpark Capital, was going from 120 days to 365 with indoor parks.
28 Aug 2025
Someone else could easily takeover the title of water park capital of the world from Wisconsin Dells. All they would need is like two water parks and to be open for more than 120 days per year
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1 Jul 2025
"suspect is laying in the middle of 55th street, we are working on a clothing description"
One would hope a cop could find a guy laying in the middle of a street without a clothing description?
#WestAllis
#daFuq
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2 Jun 2025
Monday Morning Flasher!
Come see the West Allis Flasher, 76th and National, man with his pants down per WDPD
You thought the clowns were just one day only at West Allis a la Cart, but nope, they are back for day 2!
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14 May 2025
1:30 pm today - Mitchell Manor
Resident claims his bag of harmonicas was stolen.
#onlyinwestallis
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19 Mar 2025
Daaaaamn, I thought West Allis was gonna bring their flaming pitchforks to the Common Council meeting tonight to set the Drunk Uncle on fire..... But there was only one twink bold enough to say something. Yall are all talk and no action. Keep boycotting a place you've never been
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17 Mar 2025
13xx S 76th
Gunshot wound victim
West Allis Scanner
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19 Feb 2025
It's times like these, I wish she had the courage to say no
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1 Jan 2025
Why do people even call the police for fireworks on new years eve? Waste of #WestAllis resources.
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Keep Stallis Weird retweeted
22 Oct 2024
VP candidate Tim Walz is greeted at Mitchell International Airport in Milwaukee by Mayor Cavalier Johnson, Milwaukee County Board Chairwoman Marcelia Nicholson, Wauwatosa Mayor Dennis McBride and West Allis Dan Devine
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22 Oct 2024
Gov. Tim Walz and his daughter Hope were greeted by Milwaukee Mayor Johnson, Milwaukee County Board Chair Nicholson, Wauwatosa Mayor McBride, and West Allis Mayor Devine tonight before heading to Racine. @tmj4
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28 Sep 2024
Highland Commons 67th/Beloit
Cleveland Brown pulled the fire alarm. Police and FD are responding.
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3 Sep 2024
love when people like @claire4mosa get absolutely owned by something they retweet.....because they didn't actually read what the added context says. I know reading is hard, but these red states need to do better.
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23 Aug 2024
BREAKING: RFK Jr. just announced that Kamala Harris refused to even meet with him. Retweet so all Americans see this and know Kamala Harris is already putting her incredibly decision making abilities on display.
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19 Aug 2024
Well cool, she wasn't driving....so your point is pretty fucking stupid here. And of course none of those "police officers" are going to come forward.....probably because they don't exist.
18 Aug 2024
BREAKING: Multiple police officers have come forward stating that Kamala is 100% intoxicated in this clip and she would’ve been charged with a DUI if she was behind the wheel of a car.
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13 Aug 2024
Is this real?
10 Aug 2024
The current Guinness World Record for the most torches extinguished by fire eating in one minute is 101. This record was achieved by Brant Matthews from Canada at the Wisconsin State Fair in West Allis, Wisconsin, USA on August 10, 2018. encyclopaediaoftrivia.blogsp…
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13 Aug 2024
But is it really that fun?
12 Aug 2024
Fun Fact:
West Allis Central and West Allis Hale high schools are located on the same street -- West Lincoln Avenue.
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