A writer, talker, hypnotist collector. I dig rinse cycling and short walks on slow treadmills. I once had an awkward moment, can't wait for it to end.

Joined March 2009
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Dan O’Neill competes in first marathon. x.com/MarchUnofficial/status…

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Books and I will be at CPOP - Weidman Rd., across from Queeny Park - noon to 3:30 pm Sunday. Be joined by hair styling virtuoso Trisha O'Neill, proprietor of the popular Maplewood style emporium "Blend" and mother extraordinaire. Special guest will be THE Avery Rose.
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Make the right call, order a signed copy at danoneill.net
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Topping the charts.
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Who knew that David Salomon has been leading a double life as Auston Matthews.
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Never met a book that makes me feel the way this does - it's alright!" Get Ready and order a signed copy for the kid in your life at danoneill.net.
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Officials have called off the search for the runaway monkeys in St. Louis. Explaining the decision, a spokesperson pointed out there is no longer any reason to be concerned about the renegade primates, saying "They're too busy singing to put anybody down."
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According to reports, the St. Louis Animal Care and Control department has called off the search for the runaway monkeys. The monkeys were last seen in the area jumping on a bed, but the ACC has confirmed there are now no more monkeys jumping on the bed.
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A kiss on the hand May be quite continental But diamonds are a girl's best friend ... and this book is a close second. Order a signed copy at danoneill.net. Some like it hot, but you and the child in your life will love reading it, hot or cold.
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My pal Leo loves "The Day Avery Rose Lost Her Nose" so much, he asked me to hold it while I sat. This book is ... how you say ... "molto bene!" Get a signed copy, as well other books, at danoneill.net. And remember, "chi dorme non piglia pesci." Ciao - Lisa Gherardini.
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18 Dec 2025
No tapestry of obscenity in any of the content, no chance you will shoot your eye out handling them. Go to danoneill.net to one of these books. Enjoy reading by the incandescent light of a one-legged lamp and savor during Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant.
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17 Dec 2025
Thank heaven for little girls.
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This girl thought her parents hadn't come to see her and this is how she reacted when she saw that they were there
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17 Dec 2025
"I haven’t lost my temper in 40 years, but Pilgrim, if you don't go to danoneill.net and get this fabulous book for your favorite child for Christmas, somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won’t ... I won’t ... the hell I won’t!”
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