Joined November 2016
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29 Oct 2019
Newly declassified: this is watson, but you may know him by another name, hero.
3 Apr 2019
Headline of the day: couple in Bigfoot costumes, having sex outdoors shot by hunters.
23 Mar 2019
Finally saw captain marvel. My favorite part was definitely the 90’s throwbacks.
28 Feb 2019
Headline of the day: Brandon Nimoy gives himself food poisoning trying to cook chicken, is a Met to the core
21 Feb 2019
Headline of the day: man dies after Porta potty catches fire
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13 Dec 2018
Headline of the day: monkeys terrorize India’s center of power
30 Nov 2018
“Hey google, please play some classical music”
“Ooo. I like the way you said that. Here’s some classical music”
*romantic classical music plays*
This is how judgement day really starts
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Patrick Hickey retweeted
30 Sep 2018
2 years ago today this little nugget came home. We lost him and he was replaced with this giant bear I currently live with. I think it was the aliens. @dog_rates
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Patrick Hickey retweeted
21 Sep 2018
We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in Large Bashful Walri. I don’t know why this is so difficult. Thank you... 12/10
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4 Sep 2018
Headlineoftheday: Mystery Kangaroo in Austria eludes police.
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