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Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

Jeff Bezos: Bottom 50% should pay ZERO federal income tax. Grant Cardone: Top 50% shouldn't either. So... who pays?

Everyone is wrong about AI in trading. People keep saying: "it can't trade" "it's just a chatbot" "it doesn't understand markets." Meanwhile AI is now connecting to 3,000 live market endpoints in real time, running custom scanners 24/7 in the cloud, and emailing you the second something fires. The solo trader who figures this out doesn't need a hedge fund anymore. They need five minutes to set it up. The golden era of the solo trader is here.

Rotated $1M in crypto directly into 2,500 AP x Swatch watches. Been up 24 hours stacking. Converting before the crowd. Not illegal. Just early. 2,500 watches. All in my basement. Climate controlled.

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They told me to hold the Charizards. I traded them to GameStop today. 2 original 1999 Pokémon Charizards for (6) sealed Guitar Hero World Tour Wii complete band sets. Sealed. Untouched. Still in the box. The ones who know… know.

I have been eating nothing but McDonald's Happy Meals for 6 months straight. Yes, you read that correctly. Here's the math: Right now every McDonald's Happy Meal comes with a pack of McDonald's Pokemon cards. These are special promo cards you can only get inside a Happy Meal. A Happy Meal costs $5.99. The sealed McDonald's Pokemon card pack inside sells on eBay for $6.49. I buy the Happy Meal. I eat the food. I sell the cards. I make $0.50 and eat for free. I do this 15 times a day. I have not paid for food in 6 months. I make $7.50 a day for eating McDonald's. People can laugh but this is the greatest financial arbitrage on earth right now.