profesional business owner , married
Joined April 2011
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Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
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In the next twenty years we will see rhoticity disappear from all English accents, replaced entirely by the rounded "W".
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i Dont Think Most like 99 Percent of People Understand the True Burden of Responsibility that Raising a Child Entails Even the People who Have Kids Most of the Time it Doesn’t Seem to Fully Be Able to Sink In the Amount That Their Pure Existence From that Point On is Influence
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im Not saying they are Necessarily Stupid it is Just Such a Huge Thing to Try to Fully Grasp
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Agents who Mean to Do Me Harm are Lengthening my Teeth Remotely Using Some Sort of Machine
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RT @panoptisean: I’m a grown man who hates the Haim sisters for petty “mean girl” reasons, and I am pretending that it is political in orde…
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Its Crazy His Name is John Mouse And i Never Saw Him Ate The Cheese
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Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
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her titties everything to me her breast size world cup
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Are there Any Jobs like This Anymore? Where they Put me in a Place where No One can See me Or Interact with me And Communicate with Me Solely Through Radio
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I worked at the London Oxford Street store in 2009 and remember having to radio back stock staff (who were ‘not an aesthetic fit’ for a shop floor role) to replenish missing styles and sizes. They would send everything down a chute and I never saw them in the flesh
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Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
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Is that the one about the guy who got a tattoo on his penis that showed his wife's name (wendy) when erect, but when flaccid only showed "wy"? Then on holiday in Jamaica saw another guy with "wy" on his dick, but he said it expanded to "welcome to Jamaica have a nice day?"
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When i Observe Something it Crystallizes into an Unbreakable Truth, an Unassailable Fact, Something to Be Written in History Books for All Time to Come. When Others Observe Something it is So Unimportant they May as Well Not have Observed it At All.
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Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
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Lol…Offer rejeckted…Figures…Ha…Yea
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Mike Truk ⛁ retweeted
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Old drawing I did of Josh Saunders KingCobraJFS 666
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