Marketing Director. Hot sauce maker. Isles. Giants. Ran a marathon. Sloan’s Dad👶🏻.
Joined September 2009
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- Barely satiates a hungry person unless an inappropriate amount is consumed
- Tedious prep work required to eat
- Tastes like a mushroom soaked in Stretch Armstrong's inner goo
- Texture of a booger
If you're into all this, I guess you like oysters🤷♂️
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When was the last time a Playoff spot was so dependent on an 18-year-old defenseman? Schaefer is special
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Feb 24
“What a super weird year hockey is having…” 😂😂
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If they want to send a letter to your fans, look no further than @NYRangers.
Feb 16
BREAKING: Wendy's to close hundreds of restaurants in 2026, what interim CEO Ken Cook calls a 'rebuilding year' -FOX
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Matthew Schaefer has done a good job with keeping his word 🤝
ALT Top left: a photo of Matthew Schaefer shcaefer in an Islanders hat and an Islanders jersey at the NHL Draft.\n\nTop right: white text on a blue background reads \"We're going to beat the Rangers every time we play them. Matthew Schaefer on Draft night\".\n\nBottom left: white text on a blue background reads \"I try to keep my word as much as I can. Matthew Scahefer 4-0-0 vs. the Rangers this season\".\n\nBottom right: a photo of Matthew Schaefer on ice in an Islanders uniform.
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App notifications from your kid's daycare are the best because it's like "your child took part in sensory & tactile investigations, dramatic role play, communication & literacy activities, and then she took a shit."
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Jameis Winston speaking about Cam Skattebo 😭😭
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so the game of thrones' main theme is just zelda's song of storms and i'll never be able to listen to it the same way again
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22 Nov 2025
Today's game means more, not only is it the Islanders Hockey Fights Cancer night but it's also Matthew Schaefer's mothers birthday. #Isles
Happy Birthday Jennifer Schaefer ❤️
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21 Nov 2025
bi annual reminder that manning to manningham was the best ball ever thrown
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14 Nov 2025
Jack Hughes out after cutting himself at a team dinner with Frank the Tank is one of the most outrageous headlines in hockey history
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24 Oct 2025
This guy is a real sicko. The pivot behind the net then the silk head fake in the neutral zone is beautiful to watch
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29 Jul 2025
It Might Just Be The New York Islanders' Year After Mat Barzal Made Two (2!!) Hole-In-Ones In One Week buff.ly/glmY1Ci
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18 Jul 2025
Heartwarming! Man stops tying his shoes to comfort sobbing woman at a concert
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29 May 2025
this is kind of pathetic. Paul Bissonette, on NHL Postgame show on TNT said NHL needs to look into addressing the teams that don’t have to pay state income tax to their players because it’s too much of an advantage in the next CBA. That’s soft. Anson Carter quickly checked him.
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23 May 2025
This still feels icky.
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21 May 2025
Less than 24 hours ago, Google dropped Veo 3, blurring the line between reality and AI.
Its video and audio quality is so lifelike, it’s unsettling.
Here are 20 insane examples & a full guide on how to use it:
1) A standup comedian telling a joke:
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