On board the BWFC white knuckle ride ๐ข
Joined June 2023
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My man Ferg is getting on the Salad Cream hype. #SaladCreaminOnSuchAWintersDay
Jun 14
apparently they stock it about two hours from where I live. Iโm getting closer to my salad cream dream
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Just had a bash at making biscuits and gravy here in Bolton. Americans, how would you rate my first attempt? Just like your grandmama used to make, right? #Biscuitsandgravy
Jun 13
Brits experiencing biscuits and gravy for the first time is one of the more amusing ones to me โ I knowwww yโall have pork sausage, flour, black pepper, and milk, and our biscuits are similar to your scones
This is very doable for you!!!
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Jun 14
Fuck it. All these American/British food debate on my timeline have made me hungry.
I'm going to make some biscuits and gravy and check back in for feedback.
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"Bigger gas stations" ๐
I love this app.
People will try to out-flex each other on anything, even if it is leaving a bigger carbon footprint.
The whole European narrative is crumblingโฆ
The United States: has bigger homes, bigger gas stations, bigger everything, and we love life.
The whole โyou will own nothing and be happyโ is for suckers. Now itโs being exposed.
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Jun 14
I call our cuisine conquer food. Provided just enough energy and nutrition to take over half the world back in't day.
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Jun 13
Anyone watched that Maternal Instinct documentary on Netflix?
What a fucking weirdo Taylor Parker is. Extreme measures taken just to cover up a lie. Evil, sick cunt.
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Jun 13
Bruh thats diabolical. Just imagine a drunk brit smashing 2 of these after 4 pints. The smell in the room!!!! Broooooooo
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A Kenyan using American stadium capacities for interactions.
"Ooh, like me Americans...LIKKKKEE MEEEEE"
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Jun 13
It's great to see people coming together in the bame of football. How it should be.
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Shining red, white, and blue for the next hour to celebrate @USMNTโs win tonight ๐บ๐ธ
Text CONNECT to 274-16 for real-time lighting alerts
๐ธ: al3x(.)nyc/IG
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Jun 12
To get a sense of how Americans view the World Cup, I asked a few friends in DC if they were watching the game tonight. None of them had any clue what I was talking about. The host nation's first match, and no one knows it's happening...
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Jun 11
The Americans are terrible at football banter, aren't they?
Imagine flexing big stadiums when you don't even have a relegation system, and therfore don't understand the jeopardy of what makes the game special. Their footballing opinions are truly irrelevant.
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Jun 12
"Cranking their hogs" is my new favourite term for having a wank.
Iโm going to assume this is why people call you gay! Thinking about other men cranking their hogs
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Imagine being called Maureen
Imagine caring so much about Americans that you post about them on X all day.
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Soccer ainโt even a real sport, just say thank you for hosting yโallโs little summer camp in our country until the the real sport of SEC Football begins.
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Wee lad from Bolton ๐คฃ 17 stone of pure muscle and a few kebabs me lad.
Jun 11
Look at you, a wee lad from Bolton, jumping on X and acting like a stereotypical ugly American. That didnโt take long. Good for you!
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"AMERICANS WANTS CHAMPIONS" ....which is the reason we created loads of sports nobody likes, so we can be the best at them and live in wonderland. Delusional, much.
Jun 12
If you think switching out the bottom team after the season is what makes sports special, I pity you. Americans want champions, not participation trophies. We donโt celebrate bottom-half teams who barely stick around. You live a sad life.
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