Tallest wildlife-specific TV cameraman in the world, analogue B&W photographer, darkroom fiddler, toilet humorist and sweary misanthrope.

Joined June 2011
562 Photos and videos
Yeah yeah, happy Christmas. Where’s my fucking Jellycats Harvey Bear?
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Here’s a blue tit, of which I imagine I’ll be posting plenty more. I love fiddling with lens, distance and f-stop parameters to get different background effects. It’s something to do while you’re sitting in the cold, isn’t it? ;)
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Hello again. Here’s a show that I DOPeed on. Ours is Ep3 Tiny Queens. You can’t see our subjects here, presumably because they’re too tiny to see with the naked eye. That’s definitely the only reason I can think of. Many thanks to all on the team, I’m told it’s frickin’ ace.
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Yeah, yeah, happy Christmas. Where are my fucking trampoline Moon Shoes?
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Yeah yeah, happy Christmas. Where’s my fucking Hot Wheels City Ultimate Garage?
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Yeah yeah, happy Christmas. Where’s my fucking Polly Pocket Rainbow Funland Theme Park?
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How long is this lockdown going to last? I desire to visit my fucking modiste.
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Yeah yeah, happy Christmas. Where’s my fucking pixie crystal flyer?
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Some otters playing in the river next to my house, earlier in the summer. It’s a female with two youngsters, one of whom gets a gentle shove from her to keep it in line. :) #wildlife #nature #mammal #otter #lutra #somerset #uk #summer #night #animal #trailcam #trailcamera
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It’s a good joke though.
Telling Serge a joke.
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Did you see the #trailcam shots from my Lockdown Diaries? If not, this won’t mean much. This is a wild brown #rat in the #river bank next to my house. #wildlife #nature #mammal #rattusnorvegicus #somerset #england #springwatch #nikon #nikonphotography #nikonz6 #camtraptions
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It takes so many terrible liberties but that #eurovision movie on the #netflix is fucking brilliant.
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Another clip from the #trailcam, this time it’s a roe deer with her spotted calf.
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Best Zoom meeting ever.
On the left is Gustave Courbet’s 1866 “L'origine du monde” (Origin of the World). On the right is Orlan’s 1989 “Origine de la Guerre” (Origin of War)
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I saw this #baby #rabbit disappear into the hedge, so I put the #trailcam down and left it some chopped carrots. It ate some of them but was mainly interested in licking itself. #wildlife #nature #garden #mammal #trailcamera #springwatch #lockdown #boredshitless
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Warwick Sloss retweeted
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Tell you what. Fucked if I’m queuing to get into the shops, just because they’re open. I’ll order my Primark jeggings online, thank you. #COVID19 #lockdown
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I’ve managed to get some socially-distanced paid work at home, but now I’m now slowly going through trailcam footage. Here’s a shot from very early lockdown of an otter at the edge of the pond. If you turn up the sound you can hear it snuffling.
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Bloody love that #springwatch. Cracking stuff. So interesting!
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