Thought leadership on waterfall Recommended reading: A Modest Proposal Jonathan Swift, Hard Times, Charles Dickens. He/Him/Mordac
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1 May 2019
? #1 Do you want to be a certified waterfall thought leader? Send 10.00 worth of BTC to our wallet and your name will go up on our site when it’s complete. It’s running behind but should be done in /- 6 more mos 39qcPyFwL3tuc4dkpet2uKsg5r1Wmz1yN1
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22 Apr 2023
Most teams when they deploy into production… if that’s you (and we know it is) maybe spend a little time planning beforehand. #brd #waterfall
21 Apr 2023
Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are investigating an incident where a cyclist has crashed, causing injury to a pedestrian
Once identified, the cyclist will be fined £800.85
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22 Apr 2023
Not sure what’s more exciting, a software project clearing all its phase gates or OT Wins in Playoff hockey….
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17 Apr 2023
Trying to hurt AB InBev by boycotting bud light is a lot like swapping story points for story slices.
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5 Apr 2023
Our startup was banking at SVB - trying to figure out if the collapse means we get to cancel our technical debt.
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22 Mar 2023
We have our own flavor of agile….
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21 Mar 2023
Most product owners trying to engage actual customers
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19 Mar 2023
Never thought we’d get a plug from @allenholub! You heard it here folks if you don’t want to spend weekends fixing bugs use #waterfall and deploy on Tuesday!
Not deploying on Friday is a huge red flag, indicating a seriously broken process—insufficient testing, for example, a lack of continuous integration and waterfall thinking (deploy many times throughout dev), and most importantly, no culture of quality. Fix all that.
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18 Feb 2023
Feels a bit like an exec sitting through our sprint demo.
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14 Feb 2023
When an executive is more interested in getting great software built than storypoint output.
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13 Feb 2023
Are your dev resources going through as much trouble hiding their bad code as this guy did trying to disguise the fact that he’s wearing platform shoes to seem taller? #Accountabilityincode needs to be taken more seriously.
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27 Oct 2022
Assuming he worked like a good resource this dude spent 12 hours a day looking at 6 set ups per day every day for 180 days.
How do we get him to actually work and help us get more story points done in the next sprint?
1 Mar 2022
I spent the last 6 months looking at the Kubernetes setups of over 1100 engineering teams. I summarized my learnings in a 30 page report. Packed with 💣💣s, hope people enjoy it. Check it out 👇
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21 Oct 2022
Hey we are hiring FULLSTACK JR DEVS with 4-6 years experience - pay is good (60k) the work is super rewarding and we have cool perks like health care and free energy drinks/food when onsite (weekends only). Free keyboard too!
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11 Oct 2022
When a VP tells the team they need to deliver more story points each sprint
11 Oct 2022
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21 Sep 2022
I feel like a lot of the worlds problems could be solved by invalidating candidates like this. If you will spout bullshit like to get elected then what would you do to stay in power? @UtahPolitician
19 Sep 2022
Blockchain will solve the water crisis.
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12 May 2022
**** @Verizon Trying to upgrade my iPhone with you is the single most stressful buying experience I have ever had. I own two cars. I own a sailboat. I own a house. Absolute worst experience ever. #VerizonReallySucks
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1 Feb 2022
From LinkedIn “manifestation coach for executive leaders“ 1st wtf has the world come to? 2nd can I get one with a software focus? The team might hit a phase gate on time. Tks to one of our followers for showing us it’s okay to make up non-existent jobs & take money from suckers.
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30 Jan 2022
I wish people would stop asking why we don’t post salary in the job description. It isn’t a waste of time people. 29 minutes of your time and a jr sourcer’s costs us a lot less than giving our current resources a baseline to ask for a raise.
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