I see and hear things everyday from many people, often left thinking "Did that really happen?" "WeCopyYouDown" (Apollo 11 moon landing comms) = "I saw that"
Joined January 2017
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May 30
You boy ... My memory is going. I forgot about a £5m gift I received. I forgot my phone was hacked by The Russians ... I even forgot to report it when it was first hacked and I forgot that my house was fire bombed too. I need one of those Trump cognitive tests .... #NigelFarage
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May 25
Okay #Beatles fans ... This ever so cool and well polished, good looking bloke could have been James Bond in The 1960s.
Anyone know who he is? 🤣🤣🤣
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Series 3 of W1A is looking a bit c**p to be honest! 👇
Apr 1
BBC reporting that the BBC knew stuff in 2017 but the BBC doesn’t know what it knew so the BBC is checking what the BBC knew at the time 🤡
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Mar 19
#TheApprentice 6am UK summer and the external view of the house looks like the sun haz not even started to rise.
The phone rings inside (at 6am), but looking out of a window it looks super bright mid morning sunshine!
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#SimonAndGarfunkel The Concert In Central Park. My favourite S&G song #America on BBC4.
What a song .. I'm on that Greyhound with Paul & Kathy start to the sad finish. "Kathy I'm lost I said, though I knew she was sleeping"
Amazing that there is not one rhyme in the whole song.
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Feb 25
Dad ... What's an example of someone with absolutely no sense of awareness of how they look to other people?
Well Son .... 👇
#RoyalFamily
Feb 23
Queen Camilla has arrived at Plumpton Racecourse for a day of national hunt racing 🐎 🐎
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Feb 22
I once rocked up at RAF Lakenheath& said to the guard on the gate "My best mate is your President Trump. Let me in so I can have a play with one of those F35-As or one of your F15-Es that you don't usually use on the weekends and they let me in ... Just like that" @Nigel_Farage
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Feb 22
Now tell them that if they want 'an exclusive' that they first need to paint you as "The real Victim in all of this"
OK Magazine wants us to feel sorry for Sarah Ferguson. A woman who asked a prolific sadistic paedophile to marry her.
Not OK.
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Feb 19
Dear Pizza Hut Woking, please cancel my table booking for 7:30pm tonight. It's a bit difficult for me to pop out at the moment.
Kind regards,
Andrew MbW.
Feb 19
Happy birthday, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Doing anything nice to mark the occasion?
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Feb 19
#BBCNewsSix ... They think that no one will believe that 'The Prince Andrew' had been arrested unless they stand #SophieRayworth reading her autocue, in the dark, outside and infront of Buckingham Palace.
Thankfully she is wearing a warm #KatyaAlder winter coat.
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Feb 19
You boy ....Anyone know what a good birthday feels like in 2026?
They waited for his birthday to arrest Prince Andrew
Well played Thames Valley Police
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Feb 16
which to do so or not.
A criminal charge requires a massive & expensive investigation that would penetrate to the heart of the British state & require official approval of the Sovereign. The same monarch who heads all the bodies involved in criminal justice .. A good read 👇
Feb 16
I asked the Met to produce the pre-visit checks that should have been conducted ahead of Andrew’s visits to Epstein’s houses. They included contact with local law enforcement to check all was above board.
Here's what they don't want you to know:
whattheydontwantyoutoknow.su…
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Feb 11
The question is then:
Has #PiersMorgan got a "Lady (that term is used very losely here) 'Victoria Hervey Epstein Badge of Honour" or Not?
Lady Victoria Hervey makes the false claim that Piers Morgan is in the Epstein Files - "because you're not a loser".
Piers: "Do you understand how crass and stupid that sounds to people when you say that?"
Watch more👇
📺 youtu.be/cfYtqzrjGgo
@piersmorgan
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Keir Starmer could have said "We did interviews with Mandelson using the text features of WhatsApp & the vetting was done the same way .. And then I somehow deleted all The WhatsApps & so did everyone else".
MSM would have then dropped the story, like it was The Johnson Govt.
Feb 6
Starmer government prepares to hand over Mandelson files for scrutiny ft.trib.al/k8Gle3O
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Just watched #DragonsDen ....
People pitchers with ideas, passion and a business head. You want to watch to see who is good.
Then #TheApprentice follows ...
You watch to see a needless fight over basically ... not much.
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Jan 29
#TheApprentice No one has put on a thick winter coat and scarf in the middle of a baking hot UK summer and gone home in a taxi ..
It's just not real any more.
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Jan 29
"It's your BBC" and we've paid for this lot to have a rather expensive jolly to Hong Kong.
#TheApprentice
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