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Jun 5
The Raljon Commanders iykyk
I hate that I'm even doing this because it's so ignorant, but fine.
If the Bears are the "Indiana Bears" then...
Arlington Cowboys
New Jersey Giants
New Jersey Jets
Orchard Park Bills
Landover Commanders
Inglewood Chargers
Inglewood Rams
Santa Clara 49ers
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Jan 22
For you, @scorebook_bob
Jan 22
FUN THREAD: I work at an assisted-living facility. About a month ago, I was talking with a 90-year-old resident about baseball, and he was telling me about the first game he ever went to. He couldn't remember the date, but he remembered enough details that I was able to find it.
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19 Nov 2025
Coach 'em up, Halpy!
19 Nov 2025
Not ideal circumstances but @LittleCapitals alum and Potomac, MD, native Jeff Halpern will be the lead voice behind the bench tonight for the Lightning
Halpern, who also captained the #Caps during Ovechkin’s rookie season, is now in his eighth season as a Lightning assistant
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15 Nov 2025
"Scoooorrre!" A @JoeBpXp @Capitals goal call was part of the soundtrack for this Canadian ice dancing pair today at #SkateAmerica
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6 Nov 2025
Alexander the Greatest
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7 Oct 2025
Ovi's NIL game is very strong.
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21 Sep 2025
RT @NavyYardNats: 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 to be 𝟭 of 𝟮 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗦 of a 2019 World Series ball signed by closer 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗟 𝗛𝗨𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗡 🔥
Follow @NavyYardNats to
𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚…
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Emily Bennett retweeted
15 Sep 2025
This bird could be yours‼️
RT for a chance to win
(18 ) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in bio
ALT Retweet to win a new Capitals third jersey.
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27 Jul 2025
Today is July 27, 2025. Please join me in a toast to Brenda and Eddie, the popular steadies, on the occasion of their 50th wedding anniversary. Sadly it didn't last, but we are reliably told they both found a way to survive. @billyjoel
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5 Jun 2025
Congrats to Edmonton and Florida. One of these teams will be able to lift Lord Happy Gilmore 2's Cup later this month. Boo once again to the @NHL for using only virtual on-ice branding FOR ITS MOST IMPORTANT MONTH OF THE SEASON. Welcome hockey-curious visitors, it's Wednesday!
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30 Apr 2025
Our 2024-25 season comes to a close in Game 7 at home with a final score of 0-2. Despite a hard-fought battle, the Solar Bears take the series 4–3.
Thank you to our fans, our partners, and everyone who made this season special. We’ll be back — see you in the fall, Stingrays fans.
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Emily Bennett retweeted
28 Apr 2025
That’s Cristall’s 16th goal of the postseason and Catton’s 25th assist! With the point, Berk ties Jason Podollan for the most points by a Chief in a playoff run with 33!
#GoChiefsGo | #WHLPlayoffs
28 Apr 2025
BC ➡️ AC ➡️ GOAL 3️⃣
Another game-tying goal by Andrew Cristall makes this one 3-3 at 11:22 in the second.
#GoChiefsGo | #WHLPlayoffs | #FeedingTheFuture
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Emily Bennett retweeted
28 Apr 2025
ANOTHER HATTY FOR ANDREW CRISTALL
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25 Apr 2025
Hope he likes hockey!!
25 Apr 2025
Josh Conerly on playing with Jayden Daniels: "It means the world for me, a Heisman Trophy winner, somebody I look up to...I look forward to getting out there and blocking for one of the best."
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24 Apr 2025
Congrats Trent Miner!
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Emily Bennett retweeted
16 Apr 2025
What are your top 3 hot dog toppings?
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8 Apr 2025
When Dale Hunter retired, the @Capitals presented him with one of the penalty boxes from the old Capital Center arena. It is going to be awkward when they have to jackhammer out the left-hand circle for Ovi. @domluszczyszyn
7 Apr 2025
Alex Ovechkin’s secret to becoming NHL’s all-time goals leader?
It's not so secret — it's his office, writes @domluszczyszyn.
It's only fitting that's where goal No. 895 was scored ⤵️
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7 Apr 2025
As great as we thought he could be, he was better than that. As great as we thought his celly might be, it was better than that. 🐐🐐🐐
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