(sigh) Ders nuffin' goin' on out der. No sidewalk intruders ta bark at. No squirrels ta argue wiff. Not even a bird ta sing along wiff. Guess I jus gonna nap till sumptin' interestin' happens.
Taday was toe theiferys day. We's did get @Arbys crinkle fries so I's won't fuss tooooo much. Jus a lil fuss is a must dohz, just ta keep Beagle Daddy on hims toes.
Most a da floof seeds failed 'cause a how dry May was. Now dat we gettin' sum rain I found a few snapper dragons came up ta say hi. While I's was out der a bug tried ta crawl in my's ear, totally eew. Creeped me's out so much it still feels icky n itchy in der.
So der I was, takin' muh sunset walkies wiff da Beagle Daddy Guy, snooferin' da pee mail, enjoyin' da birdie songs. When all a sudden dis car came down da street n did a big backfire. I tell ya pals, tryin' ta poop, pee, n run all at da same time ain't as easy as it sounds.
Since youse guys ain't had a date day since all da surgeries, I's promise not ta get mad at youse. 'bout dat movie, "Sheep Detective", leave da lambs at da movie theater. Unless youse get gyros, den bring da lamb home.
It's BeagleMania 6! Da Princess vs Da Boyo! It's time ta show da world, girls rule n boys drool!
Hey, Scout! I ain't drooled since da Beagle Daddy Guy broke out da chips n dip!
It’s $5 Friday!
This girl absolutely broke moms heart.
The post was dire.
Stuck at a TN landfill.
So shut down she barely moved.
We moved mountains to get our transport there.
For Pearl.
She’s heartworm positive.
We appreciate any help ♥️.
rescuecoop.org/donate
It's been dry dis spring but we finally got sum rose floofs. Da daffydills Auntie Cookie sent sprouted but never did bloom. Dohz lil greens on either side a da roses is supposed ta be daisies. Beagle Daddy been draggin' da hose out daily tryin' ta get me sum floofs ta snoofer.
It's time fur everybuddy's favorite game show, "Where's dat beagle!" Tell 'em what dey could win, Johnny!
Well, Ranger, every winner gets a free Snoofer Smoochers! That's right! They're good for the heart and the soul! It's Snoofer Smoochers! Brought to you by, Ranger Beagle!
I helped da Beagle Daddy Guy ta pass out da VFW buddy poppies fur #MemorialDay. 700 poppies in 3 hours. Dog dat was a ton a work but it made folks happy n brung smiles ta faces. Da Beagle Daddy Guy even told da story a Flanders Field ta mini-hoomans, complete wiff sound effects.
7 month old Tux was shot by a truly evil individual and saved by an amazingly loving one. Please Support @LolaPatolla's @RescueCoop who are going the extra 100 miles for pups like Tux.
To the person who shot this 7 month old baby & left him paralyzed, you SUCK.
He waited for 2 days in someone’s yard for help.
We saw his post last night & he’s now at our vet. We are hoping to win the @DogDogHQ contest to pay his bill for X-rays (bullet is lodged in spine), tail amputation, neuter, wound care & transport to a special needs rescue in CT mom reached out to -if not we’ll figure it out.
Where is the humanity people!!! 😭
#KarmaKnowsNoDeadline#TuxMatters
Sunday chin scritchers is so wondermus. I hope all dohz @LolaPatolla's @RescueCoop pups is gettin' new homes wiff chin scritchers. Oh, n snackerals. Every new pup home gotta has snackerals. Speakin' a snackerals, Beagle Daddy Guy, I could sure go fur a crunchy snackerals.
I's officially filin' a official complaint wiff da Galactic Beagle Council official committee on dog treats and their proper packaging and distributionals. Minties has cheated me's outta 13 treats in da large bag da used ta has 80 treats. Dis is unconstitutional, I's tell youse!
Come on, Scout. Let's play!
It's against da Beagle Rule Book ta interruptionals a Beagle Princess' luv up time, Ranger.
But, Scout! It's mornin'!
Don't make me's throw da book at youse, Boyo. It'll give youse a major bimp on youse noggin.