Farmer. Dad joke generator. "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”
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27 Dec 2018
You know what issue Ag doesn’t talk about enough, quality labor.
I can’t find any. I live 30 mins north of a million people, no one wants to do manual work. Even for cold hard cash.
Funny thing, my best help comes from farm kids with less acres eager to earn more money.
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May 20
Introduced the kids to the greatest historical documentary of my era: The Office
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May 12
The part of farming I enjoy the most is giving the youngsters a shot. I sit here waiting to load seed while they all drive something:
18 year old is driving semi tending
22 year old is planting corn
8 year old is doing laps in the hay field with the garden tractor
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May 1
Didn’t have chicken stimmys on my 2026 bingo card…
SNAP to include HOT ROTISSERIE CHICKEN.
384-35!
Doesn’t only include my crew’s favorite affordable $4.99 Costco rotisserie 😜 — but ANY hot rotisserie.
Feeding families: a (rotisserie) chicken in every pot. 🇺🇸
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Apr 25
The bush fix I came up with to get running again. 9 replacement parts in all of US, dealers who have them won’t let them go. @JohnDeere won’t escalate the issue when my dealership has 3 8Rs in the same situation. No help or support to resolve this since Wednesday.
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Apr 24
Approaching 24 hours since I asked to speak to my regional @JohnDeere rep and still crickets. Day 3 of my 8R and DB60 being field paperweights.
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Apr 13
Kids got karaoke machine
They seemed unimpressed with my version of Smokey Mountain Rain
Clearly they don’t know ball
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Apr 11
My cowboy boots have a hole in the leather
Those who don’t wear them daily will never understand
A ceremony should be held in their honor
I dread picking a new pair
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Apr 1
If I load 8% beans in the rain, will I find some moisture and test weight?
Asking for a friend.
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Feb 19
If you would like to know how ineffective the government can be, the IRS just responded on February 11th, 2026 to an inquiry we made on August 11th, 2025…
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Feb 1
I’m convinced the Fan Duel Sports Network production equipment consists of some GoPros and a Boost Mobile mifi
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Jan 4
Listening to the news, I don’t think the average American realizes how poor and oppressed the people of Venezuela were.
I saw it for my own eyes, spent two weeks there living alongside the poorest people in the country.
My hope is that regime change brings them peace and stability. I can’t wait to go back and see a free Venezuela 🇻🇪.
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Jan 1
I couldn’t get into college football this season. No loyalties left, play for the highest bidder. I supported NIL, but this sport is just the Wild West without parameters on payouts and transfers.
NEW: Ohio State QB Lincoln Kienholz plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @PeteNakos reports.
on3.com/transfer-portal/news…
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10 Dec 2025
When I was younger, I never understood people that would drink coffee all hours of the day.
Then I became one.
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