Aging hipster and gaming has-been, now comfortably living the life of an adult despite all that.
Joined January 2016
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18 Nov 2022
So the core engineering team for this website has quit, it's kind of a major security threat, so I'm finally giving this shit the axe. You can find me as kyle_hinckley on ig or azzymumu on tt. Stay safe, y'all.
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18 Nov 2022
Honestly, whoever came up with the idea for the Taurus/Ursa Major levels in Katamari Damacy... I can't fathom a god that would forgive them for that. There's no excuse for this shit.
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13 Nov 2022
Hey @jesawyer , was the Ulysses weapon Old Glory based on the House Mace?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace…
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12 Nov 2022
Once again, I have broken the shit out of my video game. By mashing X to unmount a dragon I ended up unmounted but still sitting down, then after entering a new area my 3rd person character turned invisible. Now nobody can target me in combat. Always breaking shit.
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12 Nov 2022
Ha ha! This is what the idle camera shows. Holy fuck, bud.
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10 Nov 2022
You already play Fallout 4 as a synth though. This is a fact don't @ me with bullshit about rad damage.
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8 Nov 2022
Spotted in the drive thru at Taco Bell. Getting a gyshal greens crunchwrap supreme.
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7 Nov 2022
I'm trying to get all of the achievements in Skyrim for the 5th time in my life, this time on PS5. Decided to fuck around and play as Mr. Skyrim, the dude from the original trailer. Maxed out crafting to improve his shit equipment and now I'm just rolling everything.
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7 Nov 2022
Here's a good rule for any Bethesda game: if you want it to be easy, do crafting. Crafting solves everything.
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27 Oct 2022
Dangerous items hidden in unpackaged Halloween treats has never happened, but nobody makes homemade treats because they know parents will just throw them away. So what must they do? Buy packaged candy. It's a Big Candy psyop.
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25 Oct 2022
You know how everything we do now is like, formulated with data analytics? From faking injuries in pro sports to counting calories and macros, studying game theory for every interaction, maximizing stock value and optimizing shipping and telecommunications?
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25 Oct 2022
That's weird, right? But it works so we do it, and if we don't the competition will and they'll crush us, etc, etc. But doesn't that mean we've voluntarily become a kind of hive mind, like a society-based AI? Did we get skynetted? Have we been skynat?
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24 Oct 2022
Mod idea: after you put the deathclaw egg back in the nest, if you squat on it for 10 minutes, it will hatch and give you a dogmeat-sized deathclaw companion named Salem.
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23 Oct 2022
Shit I should've done this. Then maybe half of the tip money wouldn't have gone to taxes.
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22 Oct 2022
Obviously I'm very stoked for a Silent Hill 2 remake, especially with Akira Yamaoka behind it, but does anyone else think this new James looks like Crispin Glover?
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19 Oct 2022
Last night, during his birthday stream, @BennyFitsTV house caught fire. It caused so much damage, they'll need to rebuild from the ground up. Benny puts others before himself often, so if you can help him in his time of need, we'd greatly appreciate it.
gofund.me/6470e0e4
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19 Oct 2022
Watching old streams. How did any of you ever hear anything I was saying? My voice is the tone of a dishwasher. It's like trying to listen to an engine to determine what's wrong with it. It's the aural version of a soft focus lens. Y'all must've just liked looking at me.
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18 Oct 2022
Ps don't do this, tiktok registers you going to the account page as "interest", but pays exactly no mind to what happens next. My fyp was fucked with bot trash for weeks.
30 Sep 2022
My hobbies include blocking every account that posts shit they didn't make (especially if it's them filming their laptop screen playing a show or worse, a podcast), and staring into the middle distance in awe of my own hubris.
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30 Sep 2022
My hobbies include blocking every account that posts shit they didn't make (especially if it's them filming their laptop screen playing a show or worse, a podcast), and staring into the middle distance in awe of my own hubris.
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