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8 Aug 2023

This people are driving up the prices in Brooklyn New York nobody can afford anymore to buy a property or even to rent because of them

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7 Aug 2023

.@OneCarlyle CEO Harvey Schwartz was notably more optimistic about both fundraising and dealflow in #realestate than other top execs who presided over Q2 earnings calls. For more on Schwartz’s positive outlook, read Aisha Kapoor’s latest @PEREonline story. perenews.com/carlyles-schwar…

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RadioGenoa

@RadioGenoa

Jun 13

We don't want to live with these barbarians.

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Eric Daugherty

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🚨 HOLY CRAP! NYC Mayor Mamdani has totally SURRENDERED the streets to thugs This is what a 3rd world nation looks like! The communist does not care about keeping his people safe. Total war zone. He should RESIGN.

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Jun 7

Crime in NYC is at an all-time low. Crazy what happens when you stop arresting people and start calling it “economic redistribution with extra steps.”

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Jun 7

NYC crime at all-time low? Sure, if you don’t count the daily muggings, smash-and-grabs, and politicians. 😭

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Jun 7

“Lowest crime in New York history!” Translation: We lowered the bar so much even the criminals are embarrassed.

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Crime is down so much, New Yorkers are completely changing their habits. Yesterday, I forgot to lock my apartment door. When I came back, someone had actually broken in just to leave me a flat-screen TV and a note that said, "We care about the community." And if you believe that

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Jun 7

The lowest crime in history? Sure, and I’m the Tsar of Russia. If you believe that one, I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

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Jun 7

NYC just announced the lowest crime in history. Yeah, if you don’t count the smash-and-grabs, subway slashings, and retail thefts… it’s basically Mayberry with better bagels.

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Jun 2

June 2, 2026 nypost.com/cover/june-2-2026… via @nypost

New York Post Cover for June 2, 2026

Visit the post for more.

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May 28

Kids who ate non-stop as children and got older... They didn't grow UP, they grew OUT.

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May 24

everything in us human is standing only the tongue is laying

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May 20

Hell is packed with people who had good intentions. Turns out the devil doesn’t need evil — just a bunch of helpful idiots with plans.

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May 19

People saving money are hilarious. They clip coupons like it’s 2009, drive a 12-year-old Corolla, and wonder why they’ll die broke. Rich people don’t save money. They make so much the bank begs them to stop.

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May 19

People who obsess over saving money are already broke and will stay broke forever — the rich just spend like tomorrow’s canceled. 😭

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May 19

Women spend all day cleaning the house. Men just want her to make the bed filthy again by 9 PM. Opposite goals. Same battlefield.

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May 19

Bad date, awkward silence, zero vibes. Still left with beautiful memories… because the pasta was bussin’. Food saves more relationships than therapy ever will.

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May 19

Bad date, awkward silence, zero vibe. But the pasta was bussin’. Now I have beautiful memories of her chewing while I planned my exit. Food really is the ultimate wingman.

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May 19

Good food on a bad date is elite — conversation was trash but those tacos still live rent-free in my highlight reel. 😭

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May 18

I cheated with a fellow cheater and got double-crossed

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May 18

I was once cheating with a cheater when he was cheating with me he was also cheating me worst sex ever

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