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Western Standard Pitchbot@WesternStd
9 Jun 2024
BREAKING | Pierre Poilievre will not seek national security clearance as PM “I will not be bound by facts and intelligence.”
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21 Feb 2025
IN DEPTH | Why are progressives trying to smear successful businessmen in government?
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13 Feb 2025
BREAKING | Team USA offers Danielle Smith Skybox tickets for Saturday's CAN vs US 4 Nations tilt
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IN DEPTH | Poilievre supporters confused at his choice of Flag Day decor "That's the way you're supposed to hang it?"
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BREAKING | "She who saves her healthcare system does not violate any law." Danielle Smith stands firmly behind Adriana Lagrange.
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BREAKING | CPC issues urgent call to party faithful on eve of Flag Day "Please observe proper protocol. The maple leaf should point upward, not like at this summer's rallies."
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19 Jul 2024
IN DEPTH | Friday nights, it was part of their heritage. Swing multi-million dollar deals to import shoddy PPE and kids' cold medication. Change the ethics rules. Kick back in a luxury box to watch a playoff game. Now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
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8 Oct 2024
ANALYSIS | We wanted to understand why Marshall Smith resigned just days before the premier's leadership review. So we sat down with three retired sewer workers who swear that smell in Balzac is not what you think it is.
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20 Jul 2024
BREAKING | "If the complainers would just work harder, stick to the program, they could go to playoff games in luxury suites, too": Marshall Smith.
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IN DEPTH | "What rhymes with tariffs?" We go behind the scenes as Team Poilievre searches for a 3-word slogan to stop the bleeding.
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IN DEPTH | We wanted to understand why Alberta separatists are warming to US annexation. So we sat down with two Taber teens who are really gonna go live with Uncle Dave this time.
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BREAKING | Puerto Rico in talks to join Canada "It's the quickest path to US statehood."
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IN DEPTH | Bogged down with the health care scandal, UCP donors are growing impatient with the pace of grift in other key sectors.
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BREAKING | Team USA offers Danielle Smith Skybox tickets for Saturday's game versus Canada
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BREAKING | Danielle Smith moves to pardon officials involved in UCPay-to-Play scandal
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8 Feb 2025
BREAKING | Smith government to reinstate daily "Clarification Briefings"
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17 Oct 2022
UPDATE | Danielle Smith to host daily 11am "Clarification Briefings" to shed light on previous remarks #ableg
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BREAKING | AHS contractors are "the most persecuted group in my lifetime": Danielle Smith
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BREAKING | Danielle Smith's new 'Alberta Police Force' to investigate UCPay-to-Play scheme
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BREAKING | Alberta Health to contract a third party to review surgical contracts MHCare will deliver the report "directly to the Premier in due course."
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