Parody account of the Council you love to hate.... Born on Sunday 25th October 2015
Joined October 2015
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12 Jul 2016
Anyone found catching and storing #Pokemon without the appropriate licence or adequate Pokemon housing facilities may face prosecution.
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1 Feb 2017
No probs! We are gonna use the extra money on "business trips" away with our secretaries 😬
28 Sep 2016
Contact the real Westminster council! This is a parody account!
28 Sep 2016
Your application was denied on the grounds that you spelt 'Burger' wrong. 'House Of Burger'.
18 Aug 2016
It's 'Booby Thursday' in the City of Westminster! Big boobs, small boobs, man boobs, and Nigel Farage, the King of boobs are out today!
18 Aug 2016
Please remember in hot weather to always carry a water bottle with you. Preferably filled with Gin or Vodka. #ChillResponsibly
13 Jul 2016
Hello @EmpireControl Do you deal with catching Pokemon and eradicating their eggs? We have an infestation in Soho Square
13 Jul 2016
BREAKING: #BritainFirst leader Paul Golding questioned by police on 'alleged' hate crime toward #Pokemon found in bathroom. #PokemonGO
13 Jul 2016
#NigelFarage heard telling [unnamed] #Pokemon "Prepare to be sent back to where you fukkers came from" as microphone accidentally kept on
13 Jul 2016
We are proud to announce the worlds first, exclusive #PokemonGO Pokemon catching vehicle. #Soho #London #Westminster
13 Jul 2016
Police called to numerous altercations between 30yr old geeks over alleged #PokemonGO Gym, turf wars.
WestminsterCouncil retweeted
5 Mar 2016
You know we do the best Espresso Martini's in town, right?
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WestminsterCouncil retweeted
5 Mar 2016
"Their Mojito was loved with a love that was more than love" - Edgar Allan Poe #jazzafterdark
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14 Feb 2016
Follow these bunch of tossers or you'll find pubes on your fruit @tesco_customer 🖕😎🖕
WestminsterCouncil retweeted
4 Feb 2016
A9. Eating pizza in Soho, London, with my 12-yr-old. Kinda weird, but memorable, as a very old streaker ran past the window #foodtravelchat
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18 Jan 2016
Sneaky Cocktail? Hit @SimmonsLondon Bateman Street Soho!! x.com/realomarshaker/status/…