Excellence in Disappointment
Joined December 2019
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15 Feb 2024
“What song is it that goes, Around the world, around the world…”
Record store guy: “Yeah, that’s…”
“I’m not done yet. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the wor
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I’m have unfortunate news, everybody. Jake and Logan Paul are alive and well.
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Robert De Niro Taxi Driver voice: “Are you crankin’ my wiener?”
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Having to be euthanized after seeing a woman’s huge boobs on the internet.
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Had a homie that would collect half smoked cigs from gas stations ashtrays to smoke when he couldn’t afford to buy a pack. Called them snipes. He’s a Florida dirtbag.
Jun 15
Did you smoke cig butts off the ground outside of the gas station growing up or did you have a good childhood
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Snorting fat rails of pre workout to help me fight the purple skeletons that only I can see.
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Jun 15
Every time Devon Sawa pops up in my feed I think about the time he retweeted me after I pissed him off except he only made me stronger.
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Jun 15
Pizza Butt
Booger King
Taco Hell
Shardee’s
McDoodles
Jack in the Crack
Smell Taco
Shite Castle
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Jun 14
Saying “pull my finger” and then cumming in my pants when you do.
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Jun 14
I hope he dies.
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