Certified Goober of 28 Spells
Joined February 2026
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Buffalo Ron
Fastest shipments in the West
His crafts cloak only the best!
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Made some of these for a film last year.. .got so popular, we made a bunch more.
Just did a run of black dyed ones today.
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IF YOUR VEHICLE IS MADE AFTER 2019, IT HAS BLUETOOTH CAPABILITIES FOR HANDS FREE COMMUNICATION
USE IT, STOP USING YOUR PHONE ON SPEAKER WHILE DRIVING
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING HAZARD TO SOCIETY AND UTTER CRETIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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WhimsicalRomantic retweeted
"Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things." β Marvin Heemeyer
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Always a good day when the mail comes in.
I love my fellow American goobers!
@5StarAlts @AmericanLictor
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FB Radom Beryl with 45 round Bulgarian 5.56x45 magazine from @GunMagWarehouse
For when you need just a half second more time of suppressive fire.
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"They shall not grow old
As we that are left grow old
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning
We will remember them." β
Laurence Binyon
We will remember them.
youtu.be/YwQJu1ua6VQ
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"When you go to war as a boy, you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed, not you... Then, when you are badly wounded the first time, you lose that illusion, and you know it can happen to you"
"Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee"
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Honor the fallen, those who gave up all in a goal most noble. Now in eternal sleep.
Lament the innocence lost for the survivors.
Mourn the civilians fallen in conflict not of their making.
Have no mercy for those who sowed deceit to bring calamity β may they face damnation.
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The wallet weeps as much as I sweat in the sweltering heat.
But the fun is worth it!
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The dark canopy of a shadowed sky,
Gives way to breeze of Gaia's sigh
Though cloaked with a shroud of melancholy,
The absence of the Sun cannot stop me from being jolly
I treat this weather not with disdain,
As from these darkened clouds pours the gift of crystal rain
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A 5x5 spread for the day
Some goth, some not so goth
All that I like, much to my chagrin
π€
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I fear not the capricious.
Within me burns a passion equally vicious.
I dare to venture where the lovelorn lay broken,
on rocky isles of the open sea.
For there is nothing like a maelstrom
to match the sailor in me.
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Sharpen thy dagger,
set the blade aflame.
Steel your heart with passion β
I donβt entertain the lame.
I bare my throat to the biting edge,
should I ever earn the blame.
For in matters of the heart,
I fear no shame.
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