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whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas

The Civil Dead movie on Paramount . The Golden One on HBO. Music wherever.

Joined July 2011
  • Tweets 674
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  • Followers 25,905
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i repost this every now and again cuz it still fucks me up. it’s so spot on

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My friend @claytatum is opening for me on tour in November. See ya there. Whitmerthomas.com
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whitmer thomas retweeted
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hey @whitmerthomas I'm your biggest fan #TheBaldAndTheBeautiful
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My dad just told me my grandparents are cousins. I’m pissed
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Designed a shirt with Kevin Spanky Long for the Gump heads. Go on and get one now. bestgoodfriend.bigcartel.com…
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New shrimp hats in camo and sand/blue. whitmerthomas.bigcartel.com/…
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Like this post if Seattle exists. whitmerthomas.com
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Stereogum
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2 Sep 2025
Hear @WhitmerThomas's new single "On A Roll," an ode to casinos stereogum.com/2321455/whitme…

Whitmer Thomas - "On A Roll"

Comedian, actor, and musician Whitmer Thomas recently appeared in the box-office-smash horror flick Weapons, but more importantly, he’s got a new EP called Tilt coming out this Friday. He began...

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I forgot all about x. Here's my new music video youtube.com/watch?v=yMObZeDG…

Whitmer Thomas - Tilt [Official Video]

Whitmer Thomas - Tiltfrom Tilt out on Saddle CreekOrder: https://...

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Happy father day to my Christian God
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Got a big show in LA coming up. Killer lineup. Get the tix. wl.seetickets.us/event/whitm…
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Doing something special at this cool show!! See ya there.
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taking 4/20 to the next level and smoking crack laced with cum
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DOING A BIG SHOW AT LARGO ON APRIL 28TH! Scoop tix now. Don’t piss me off. wl.seetickets.us/event/whitm…
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TWO NEW SHRIMP HAT STYLES IN THE SHOP NOW! whitmerthomas.bigcartel.com/…
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Got some blue shrimp hats up in the merch store. Get em quick. whitmerthomas.bigcartel.com/…
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whitmer thomas retweeted
R.J. RYAN@RJRHQ
13 Jan 2025
Easily the greatest and most emotionally powerful comedy special of the last decade-- watch it on @max if you haven't yet #thegoldenone @whitmerthomas
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This what grinch would look like if he got his nut
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“An Uncle’s Christmas (Angels in the Sand)” is out now, along with a few other Xmas songs on my new EP called LIVE FROM THE NORTH POLE. Please share. My goal is for this to get lost in a thread of some guy dressed as the Grinch getting stabbed or elf porn youtube.com/watch?v=ZeH4tWMZ…
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The Wizard’s Liaison@DylanLathrop
6 Oct 2024
new one for @WhitmerThomas & @CarmChristopher at Permanent Records Roadhouse next week
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