I invented jeggings...whatevs. Got any coke? Parody Account. Proud supporter of @STStudents.
Joined December 2008
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4 Jun 2014
RT @brikwasnik: So excited for the next #FashionTalk June 16 with @CFashionista and @whitneyport !! Mark your calendars to chat with us !
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5 Mar 2014
Got a deal for personal training sessions (or 2 months gym membership). Few hours left to get deal if interested:
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15 Nov 2013
We're ditching our business cards and personal credit cards for COIN.
Let's get our finances in order:
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24 Jul 2013
If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?
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23 Jul 2013
the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens
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23 Jul 2013
If your boss asks "Working hard or hardly working?," come back with a witty quip like "Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."
22 Jul 2013
Hey Kate Middleton, you can thank British English for putting “u” in labour.
21 Jul 2013
what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what
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21 Jul 2013
I'm interested in anything with a possible "loss of appetite" side effect.
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20 Jul 2013
Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a piñata filled with maggots & hair.