I’m friends with cop, landlords, politicians, children, people who greenlight live action versions of animated movies, and @theultrabr0 (which is main)

Joined June 2026
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Hey there, I’m white, recognize me? I get that a lot, because I’m on TV a lot. Probably because of my hard work and all. Either way, can’t wait to spread my influence on this app
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//hit my daily follow limit for among us parody twt, smh
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SPOILERS . . . . . Green x White FancyWorms/DirtyRich💕💕💚🤍🍷
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WHITE retweeted
White is the best crewmate on this mission
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AND WHO SAID YOU CAN LIVE ON MY YACHT RENT FREE? @Whitesservant FIND THIS FREELOADER AND ESCORT THEM OUT THIS INSTANT!
Replying to @GhostlyBuggyGoo
Because I live in everyone’s walls, refrigerators and apartments on every station, every planet
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I…don’t really have feelings for purple, sorry to disappoint you…also why does their fish have a X account?
we are ALL supporting white X purple!!! i mean ALL of us are
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Uhh…thank you? I don’t really know how to feel about this
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WE REACHED MORE THAN 150 FOLLOWERS, so to celebrate, I had a bbq party on my yacht and got my sommelier to whip me up a juicy well done cheeseburger with fries. It was exquisite.
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Now this is absolutely false, I accept all people, no matter sexuality, color, race, religion, or anything like that. Besides, if I exclude them, how are they supposed to invest in my stocks?
among us sexuality tierlist
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WHITE retweeted
I DONT HATE HOMELESS PEOPLE!! DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET!! LOOK! ILL SHOW YOU SEE!!
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🧵 1/3 ATTENTION ALL AMONG US PARODY ACCOUNTS!!! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!

ALT Among Us Emergency Meeting GIF

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//bait
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So I hear there are other whites on this site, there is no need for alarm people, those are just part of my cloning project just incase for whatever reason I die (but then again, I’m too rich and wealthy to die)
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WHITE retweeted
Thank you, White. Rest assured we hold our shareholders close to our hearts. (and our beans)
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Now come on, what have capitalists ever done to be labeled as suspicious?
my "Tierlist" of the people onboard The Skeld, ranked on how Suspicious they are....
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As a MIRA shareholder, I 100% endorse this message
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Obviously im just as powerful and impactful as my stock prices
enter your username and you'll be placed somewhere on this map. reply/qrt with your results! oomfmap.com/Powerverse1
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People…don’t like me?
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WHITE retweeted
PAIDINTERN SLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Green X White among us show edit 😳😳✌️ SPOILER WARNING #amongusshow #greenxwhite #amongus
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AND I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN!
Gay capitalist boy I love you white #amongusshow
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Hmm, interesting, I’ll start getting one of my capitalist friends to make marketable plushies of me
Since everyone here is making tier lists here is a hypothetical one made by an evil-alien-parasite-infection-thingy-that-is-totally-not-me
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