99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food & Xbox gaming. The other 1% iโm usually asleep!
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Heard the best relationship advice earlier....
For those of you in a long term relationship....the key is love & honesty.
Those of you in a short term relationship....itโs leaving the house early before โwhat was her name againโ wakes up! #RelationshipAdvice
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I will be giving away 3 Scientia Illuminata emblem codes on Twitter! All you have to do is..
- Like
- Follow
- Retweet
I will Draw winner Monday 17th! Good luck!
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What kind of sorcery is this?
Follow & RT with #DoctorStrangeXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win an Xbox Series S themed from @DrStrange in the Multiverse of Madness and four controllers themed after the movie's characters.
Ages 18 . Ends 5/18/22. Rules: xbx.lv/38A3nq
ALT Image shows Dr Strange posing in front of a shattered mirror. Xbox Series S features Gargantos, a giant, green, one-eyed octopus from another dimension. Four controllers featuring Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch, Sorcerer Supreme Wong, and the America Chavez. Text reads, "Marvel Studios Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness in theaters May 6. *No purc necessary, ends 5/18/22"
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Letโs go Arsenal!!!!! #ArsenalVsLiverpoooooooooooooooooooool
How have I only just discovered the Blacklist!??? ๐คฏ
Them is one god damn crazy arse show!!!!! #Them
Fuck me....if we donโt win this then we are in SERIOUS trouble!!!!! #SHUARS
Time for Godzilla Vs Kong!!!! #LetsGetReadyToRumble
Just throwing this out there...is it the norm to wash your belly button whilst in the bath or shower!? #AskingForAFriend
Come on Arsenal....Iโm getting the slight feeling of Deja Vu!!!! #OlyVsArs
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Anybody elseโs child this thoughtful!??? He made himself lunch and then decided I might be hungry so saved me some! ๐ก
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A little late to the party but has anyone else seen Your Honour!? Thoughts!?
Is there anything more painful than when you sneeze/fart at the same time!!!! #NewPants #RingOfFire
So a couple of things I found out this week....
1. Netflixโs show Behind her eyes was actually pretty good ๐๐ฝ
2. The weekends new Album is ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
3. (This one maybe controversial) but Pizza still sucks!
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Watch the #DreamsWithin and celebrate the UK launch of the #XboxSeriesX x.com/i/broadcasts/1lDxLpvbgโฆ
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RT any post with #DreamsWithin during the stream for the chance to win 1 of 3 #XboxSeriesX consoles!
T&Cs: xbx.social/6008pBRCk
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Accessibility is important to us.
For those who wish to watch with closed captions, you can join us at: twitch.tv/xboxon_cc
#DreamsWithin
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With the #XboxSeriesX and Quick Resume, fight a Brumak in Gears 5 to a Brumak in Gears Tactics in seconds โฒ๏ธ
#DreamsWithin ๐ด twitch.tv/XboxOn
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We're about to begin the #DreamsWithin. Celebrating the UK launch of the #XboxSeriesX on @TwitchUKI, featuring:
๐ฎ Exclusive Gameplay
๐คฏ Xbox Series X Giveaways
โ A Mysterious Structure
Live Now ๐ด twitch.tv/XboxOn
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