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Joined January 2012
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While everyone is dunking on the hypocrisy I'm doing something real and making Claude recite a land acknowledgment to Stack Overflow before it writes new regex statements
We’ve identified industrial-scale distillation attacks on our models by DeepSeek, Moonshot AI, and MiniMax. These labs created over 24,000 fraudulent accounts and generated over 16 million exchanges with Claude, extracting its capabilities to train and improve their own models.
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flying out of new york today feels like an airlift out of the funnest war zone ever
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what a coincidence that the best vibes on the planet are also occurring at the center of the universe today
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well that was somethin' else of a day
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this is like reverse 9/11
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who's got two thumbs and is excited to riot?
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I spend 5 hours a day staring at the same make and model phone that a trillionaire does
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vibe coding is really just applying modern monetary theory to technical debt
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the optimal amount of tech debt is not zero
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Have you got a chance to look at the data I sent you? It's mostly just numbers I typed out in random order (89.230, 22228.1, stuff like that) but I was hoping maybe we could make money off of it somehow
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When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.
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What man hasn't stared down the toilet paper aisle while holding a pack of matches and thought to himself "I bet this could all burn with just one spark"
NEW: Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot warehouse in Ontario, California. 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim was arrested on arson charges for setting a Kimberly-Clark warehouse on fire. Abdulkarim apparently filmed himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages in the warehouse on fire. "You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these b*tches dirt cheap... There goes your inventory," Abdulkarim apparently said. "All you had to do is pay us enough to live. All you had to do was pay us enough to f*cking live." The warehouse is the size of 11 city blocks. In total, 175 firefighters and 20 engines were on the scene trying to put the fire out. No one was injured.
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Exclusive: Meta employees are competing internally to become “Token Legends,” ranking themselves by how much AI compute they consume. The leaderboard reflects a new status game where token usage is tied to productivity and influence. thein.fo/4cagfEP
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any ship is a minesweeper if you're brave enough
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You, “monitoring the situation” vs the guy you should actually be worried about monitoring the situation
Inside the BBC News Office – the monitor set-up is wild
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I already know software about to trade Monday like Khamenei’s administration had 50K Jira seats god damnit
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you think this is crazy just wait until next weekend when i publish my substack article titled “you should freak out and kill yourself right now”
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Health insurance is basically a subscription service where you pay $800/month for the right to argue with a 22 year old about whether your doctor is lying
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me explaining why Trump getting laughed at during the 2011 correspondence dinner means we're occupying Mexico City to the new zoomer recruits
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