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GAS IT UP FRESHYS BEST CYPHER

Wario World may be my favorite platformer of all time. Sometimes janky, usually disturbing, always a blast. It’s a CRIME we never got another one. Also If I could retroactively give soundtrack awards to any underrated game, it’d be either Petz 2 or this. Impeccable atmosphere.

Nintendo about to beat my ass for showing these before officially airing (Subtitles in alt!) #danganronpa #drtwt #ダンガンロンパ #Pokemon

felt nostalgic for krisver 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 #Disventurecamp

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MIGHT HAVE TO PICK THIS GAME BACK UP HOLY SHIT

It sounds funny until you realize that is a whole life philosophy in one sentence. You sit there with your giant emotional Stanley cup, refilling it all day, proud of yourself. You drink your 2 liters, 3 liters, you count your bottles like a good kid ticking boxes. On paper, you are doing everything right. And still your tongue feels like paper, your skin looks tired, your head hurts behind the eyes at 16:40, and you are one minor inconvenience away from wanting to lie face down on the floor. You keep thinking the answer is more of the same water. Nobody tells you that sometimes you are not lacking volume. You are lacking minerals. You are lacking anything with weight. Electrolytes sound like a gym word, but really they are just proof that the body does not run on purity. It runs on salt and mess and tiny charged things that hold the water in place. Think about how different it feels when you drink a glass of cold orange juice at 09:12 after a bad night of sleep compared to your fourth bottle of plain water at your desk. One hits like “oh, I exist again.” The other just runs straight through you, and twenty minutes later you are in the bathroom wondering why your organs still feel like dry towels. A lot of people live like that. Drowning in content, in advice, in “healthy habits,” and still emotionally dehydrated. They scroll for three hours consuming wellness tips in bed, wake up at 7, drink water, do their 10 minutes of journaling, take 8000 steps before dinner, and still feel this static emptiness in their chest. They think, weird, maybe I need another habit tracker. No one explained that habits are just water. Minerals are something else. Minerals are the things that actually carry charge through your life. The phone call where you finally say what hurt you instead of being “chill” again. The ugly 23:37 breakdown in the shower where you admit you are not “fine, just tired,” you are lonely and scared you wasted three years on the wrong thing. The bowl of pasta you let yourself eat slowly without scrolling while your brain keeps trying to sprint ahead to the next problem and you keep dragging it back to the plate. The real rest day that is not secretly a productivity cosplay. Of course plain water feels safer. It is neutral. It does not wake anything up. Electrolytes sting a little on the way in. Salt on a cracked lip, sugar in a starved system. Orange juice tastes so sweet after dehydration it almost hurts. It reminds your body of how long you have been ignoring it. Same with life. You can drink twenty self help books and still be dehydrated if you never put in one real mineral: a boundary, a no, a goodbye, a yes that you actually want, not one that sounds impressive on Instagram. You can go to therapy and carefully avoid saying the one sentence that would actually change your blood pressure. You can talk about burnout like it is a scheduling issue instead of the fact that you do not believe you are allowed to be a human being who stops. Everyone loves the aesthetic of “clean water.” No one posts “I added salt because my nervous system is fried from 10 years of people pleasing and pretending I’m chill with everything.” But that is what actually fixes things. Sometimes the reason you feel so tired is not that you are underperforming. It is that everything you pour into yourself is frictionless. It does not cling to you. It does not bind. It slides right through and leaves you pee-clear and soul-empty. The body tries to tell you. The headache at 17:23 that hits in the supermarket lighting. The way your vision gets grainy when you stand up too fast. The random heart flutters when you lie down, like your chest forgot its script. You drink more water, thinking you are being good, when what you need is to eat actual food, sprinkle some salt, sit down for fifteen minutes without being “useful.”

Cypher of the year for me, I NEEEEEEED reactors on this shit @DanTheKnight731 if you needed a long one for a headliner

i talk about him too much. idc who want my skinny freak

the meteor beam tech was cool if bogged down by the fact that so few people knew that’s how Pickup works but ghosting your OWN GROUDON just for the better Shadow Claw is actually villain work and the Ally Switch after was just the icing

…okay fine this one’s kinda funny

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The same Mario series that contains multiple instances of interdimensional travel, the destruction and rebuilding of said dimensions, as well as similarly existential themes like loss, grief, loneliness and depression, all in games released BEFORE Galaxy No he does NOT

So y’all remember Mirrorverse Because this goes MORE than hard enough to be possible in Mirrorverse

they did not need to put a Lucario in this game. if I ever get this I’m picking Scarfy frame fucking one

leave him alone he knows what he’s got

Steelix

mf that’s shrimp preheat