tsundere tamer in training | paleolithic soul | tall, handy, fat-hairy women appreciator | will build you bookshelves and hunt dinner | looking for yandere wife

Joined June 2026
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I heard that X is the "everything app", so I've created a profile on here to find my future wife and see if that's true!
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Friends to lovers is better than romantic situationships
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bro was so scared katara had a type #kataang
Aang: I hear you like bad boys Katara: not really Aang: oh thank god
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84% of men's idle thoughts are spent preparing for exactly this scenario.
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I require a J cup, but for my balls.
Men choose your type of cup ?
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I think I've got it. Online escalation works best when it feels like a shared bit slowly getting more intimate, not like a guy suddenly yanking the conversation into sexual territory. You want her thinking, “Oh, this is getting dangerous,” not “Where the hell did that come from?”
There are a lot of moves a guy can make in person while flirting that don’t really translate online. No eye contact, no body language, no lingering pause, no playful touch. So what do you guys do instead to escalate tension and energy over text without making it feel forced?
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My autistic special interest is loving a woman and getting married and having a wife
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There are a lot of moves a guy can make in person while flirting that don’t really translate online. No eye contact, no body language, no lingering pause, no playful touch. So what do you guys do instead to escalate tension and energy over text without making it feel forced?
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Anyone here good at shooting things? Gun's, Bow, or anything else, it doesn't matter.
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100% Never shot before/Results
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I love it when a woman has an accent that makes it sound like she will actually just kill me.
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Found my #looksmatch
Woow 😲
Community note
Videos showing parrots or birds getting haircuts in salons like this are AI-generated. cyberswahili.co.tz/2026/03/viral-… facebook.com/WhatTheCooler/…
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Only one woman answered this poll and I don't even know who it was. It's useless now! 😭 A full week gone for only one data point!
Ok ladies, important question: What muscles are the most attractive on a man?
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Naturalistic fallacy: because something is this way, it should be this way. Moralistic fallacy: because something should be this way, this must be how things really are. Which fallacy is worse for a society to live by, and which one best describes our society now?
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I was a sensitive young man before it was memed into being cool... I feel like this is cultural appropriation and that I'm owed some sort of debt by the people stealing my branding
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Aye, and there lies the tragedy: we have filled the world with windows and left no room for doors. Every heart is watched, weighed, displayed, and performed, until even love itself must beg for one dark and private corner in which to breathe.
Replying to @WhyGuy069
The problem is that nobody is intimate with each other anymore. Privacy with a loved one is basically a fantasy.
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I'm going to have to crack open some books about animals pretty soon. I need more conversation topics on the subject because I'm noticing it's a topic a lot of women seem to enjoy, and I want to connect with them better.
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I hit on all the tall girls. They don't get enough love from short kings like me 🥀
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