slow moving creative vagabond

Joined November 2011
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Bill™ retweeted
Jun 10
Just a friendly reminder: Minimum wage exists because they would pay you less if they could
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I walk out of McD’s when the person at the counter insists I use the kiosk. I just can’t aid them in killing off the workforce of these types of jobs.
Jun 6
McDonald's is planning to replace drive-thru attendants with an AI model named Archy. They were able to take 90% of orders without human interaction in a recent test, and they're preparing to roll it out for every McDonald's in the U.S.
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Masters Of The Universe is better than you think. Go see it. Silly and fun action adventure. You don’t need to be familiar or care about the IP or have nostalgia. And to be honest, I liked it more than that Mandolorian flick.

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Bill™ retweeted
Kinda funny how everyone saying “if you don’t use AI you’re gonna be left behind” is using it to create the ugliest, dumbest, most banal trash you’ve ever seen
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When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things
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Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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"Ramble On" is 56 years old and Robert Plant just walked onto The Late Show and made it sound like he wrote it this morning.
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Emmy Award-winning art director, designer, and animator Jon Likens (Deadpool, Iron Man) releases impressive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated short Full Video▶️ youtube.com/watch?v=FP77IrZE… Give me a kickass Last Ronin style story this 🔥
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Saw this and now my brain hurts
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The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.
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11 Dec 2025
I was going to make a list of all the ways this is bad but doing that would make me even more depressed.
11 Dec 2025
Disney has agreed to license 200 of its most beloved characters for use in Sora's generative AI videos, alongside a $1 billion investment in OpenAI. bit.ly/3KOysxX
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11 Dec 2025
Everyone is doing it so I just put in my bid for Warner Bros but I’m getting no traction. It’s like they don’t believe I have 120 Billion in a shoe box under my bed.

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The economy in a nutshell
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4 Dec 2025
Army vet Ed Bambas, 88, will receive $1.5M in donations in surprise ceremony at work after internet rallied to help him retire trib.al/gmWd6kK
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17 Nov 2025
As good as: How AI Helped One Student Make The Drawing He Couldn’t Draw
How AI Helped One Student Make the Movie He Couldn’t Afford hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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14 Nov 2025
Soon you’ll be able to subscribe to grandmas digital ghost for 17.99 a month. Totally normal.
What if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future?
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Bill™ retweeted
7 Nov 2025
Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.” “I hate AI,” creator Vince Gilligan told Variety with a chuckle. “AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit. It’s basically a bunch of centibillionaires whose greatest life goal is to become the world’s first trillionaires. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.” Read the full “Pluribus” story from @ethanshanfeld here: wp.me/pc8uak-1lGwMi
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Yes. Pluribus is a great show. Two episodes in and I am thoroughly on board.

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