Updates from the suburban dad front line
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7 Feb 2021
So, apparently, Henry bricked up in a tunnel is "too sad" for a first birthday cake
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Will Pitman retweeted
26 Jul 2025
I’m currently on leave but I drove into work today, just for 10 minutes, to introduce my all-time favourite film on @BBCOne #backtothefuture
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Will Pitman retweeted
13 Jun 2025
They’re playing the Park Stage Friday afternoon
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27 Apr 2025
Did you hear Gwyneth Paltrow has started eating carbs and cheese again?
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25 Feb 2025
Seven planets align in UK skies for last time until 2040
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Pluto's wounds reopened:
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9 Jan 2025
Pop punk band Busted has sent a legal "cease and desist" letter to Sir Keir Starmer demanding he stop saying they "Crashed the Wedding"
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Will Pitman retweeted
8 Jan 2025
It is ten years today since I got my favourite ever Rush Hour Crush published in the Metro.
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7 Jan 2025
Parents sharing pics of their chicken pox-riddled kid on class WhatsApp asking if they're sufficiently scabbed to go to school tomorrow
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19 Dec 2024
Ripping CDs to my iPod so 8yo can listen to her own stuff in the car like it's 2005
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14 Dec 2024
People of Sydenham must have buns like a Greek God walking up that hill to the pub
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