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🚢Claims about Hormuz reopening are exactly why we built this: If ships start moving through the Strait with AIS transponders on, you’ll see it in the index — updated every 30 minutes alongside Suez, Bab al-Mandeb and Panama.
🚢A two-week US-Iran ceasefire is now contingent on Iran reopening the Strait of Hormuz. The test of whether the deal is real isn't in the headlines — it's in vessel transits. @TheTerminal's WSL SHIPPING<GO> data shows traffic collapsed from ~100/day to ~4/day after February 28. That's a 96% drop in six weeks. A genuine reopening should show up here relatively soon — assuming vessels keep their AIS transponders on, which many have been running dark through the crisis. We'll be tracking it live, with 30-minute updates.
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BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to permanently hand over the Strait of Hormuz to Iran under their full sovereign authority, with Iran collecting tolls called "service fees" from all commercial ships after a 60-day waiver period. The opening is planned for Friday, after the signing, per Fars. With pre-war Hormuz traffic at 30,000 vessels and 7.6 billion barrels of oil per year, this could generate $10 billion in annual revenue for Iran, and comes on top of the $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly sent to Iran. This also directly contradicts Trump's claim of a "toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz" under no fees.
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Now that the day is at an end - there are a few Chinese refiners on the hunt for big volumes of Middle East heavy sours. First time in a while
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RT @UK_MTO: UKMTO WARNING 070-26 - ATTACK Click here to view the full warning.⤵️ ukmto.org/-/media/ukmto/prod… #MaritimeSecurity #MarSec ht…
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800 billion stars captured in a single frame. This is Sombrero Galaxy captured by Hubble. 31 million light-years away from us.
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Tomato, cottage cheese, salt, pepper and dill
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Donald Trump, the man who always slandered Obama and the deal he made, has made a WORSE deal. I can't believe what I'm seeing.
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>be Trump >Start war with Iran >Lose >Give Iran $24 billion and complete control of the Strait >drop all sanctions >Declare victory How does he keep getting away with this
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Looool my god, we gave Iran everything on a silver platter so he could “announce” a “peace deal” on his birthday. Truly a low point in American geopolitics.
Iran decided not to attack Israel after Trump offered an Israeli withdrawal from southern Lebanon and the immediate lifting of the naval blockade, according to IRGC-affiliated Fars News Agency
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Trump posted this already: [I] authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade. Does this mean he dropped the blockade immediately w/o an agmt? They said they won’t open the SoH until after Friday. If true, that’s an important dynamic.
IRAN'S DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS IRAN'S COMMITMENTS WILL TAKE EFFECT FROM FRIDAY
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BREAKING: Intense Israeli jet activity over southern Lebanon; no strikes have been launched yet since the announcement.
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BREAKING: Iran‘s Supreme Leader special advisor says "the order has been issued" and "zero hour has arrived" for Israel, with missiles launchers being prepared now. Iranian state TV says Israel "will be heavily bombed tonight."
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Genuinely lol Fucking lololol Lmfao
Israeli airstrikes reported now in southern Lebanon
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Secretary of the Supreme National Security Council, Mohammad Bagher Zolghadr: “The response of the Islamic warriors is on the way. The unity of the fronts has created a security chain to defend the region. Lebanon is our breath of life, and the crossing of the Islamic Republic’s red lines will not be tolerated.”
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BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's offer for money and economic benefits in exchange for not responding to Israel's strike on Beirut, saying an attack on Israel is imminent, per Channel 12. Trump separately claimed that "no money will exchange hands" in any Iran deal, directly contradicting the bribery offer Iran just rejected.
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Iran’s Supreme National Security Council Secretary(SNSC): Response by the Warriors of Islam is Imminent.
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Iran military official says Beirut attack will not go 'unanswered': media 'No point' in peace talks if US fails to uphold commitments: Iran chief negotiator
*IDF SAYS STRUCK HEZBOLLAH COMMAND CENTER IN BEIRUT *IDF SAYS BEIRUT STRIKE FOLLOWS HEZBOLLAH LAUNCHES TOWARD ISRAEL *BEIRUT STRIKES CREATING ISSUES WITH FINALIZING IRAN-US DEAL:FOX
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New Israeli Warning to Evacuate 16 Towns in Southern Lebanon
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NEW: With Iran rejecting Trump‘s claim that it has agreed to surrender its enrichment uranium, the IRGC has now completely closed off all access to its entire stockpile of near bomb-grade uranium, deliberately collapsing tunnels and installing hundreds of explosive mines at the entrances of Isfahan, Natanz and Fordow, per CNN. Iran is preparing for the scenario where no deal is signed and the US moves to seize the material by force. Currently Trump falsely claims there is an agreement, while the IRGC is actively mining the entrances that he claims will be used in his “peaceful” retrieval scenario. Iran is continuing the fortification and mining with large controlled explosions conducted today at Isfahan, per Tasnim.
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Hardline Iranians have begun protesting against Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi and Iranian Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf throughout the day over the emerging US‑Iran deal. Protestors are chanting “Death to Araghchi, the dishonorable compromiser.” “Araghchi, have shame; leave America alone (stop giving in).” “Ghalibaf, Araghchi, Resign, Resign!”
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