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800 billion stars captured in a single frame.
This is Sombrero Galaxy captured by Hubble.
31 million light-years away from us.
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Donald Trump, the man who always slandered Obama and the deal he made, has made a WORSE deal.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
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>be Trump
>Start war with Iran
>Lose
>Give Iran $24 billion and complete control of the Strait
>drop all sanctions
>Declare victory
How does he keep getting away with this
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Looool my god, we gave Iran everything on a silver platter so he could “announce” a “peace deal” on his birthday.
Truly a low point in American geopolitics.
Iran decided not to attack Israel after Trump offered an Israeli withdrawal from southern Lebanon and the immediate lifting of the naval blockade, according to IRGC-affiliated Fars News Agency
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Trump posted this already:
[I] authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade.
Does this mean he dropped the blockade immediately w/o an agmt? They said they won’t open the SoH until after Friday. If true, that’s an important dynamic.
IRAN'S DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS IRAN'S COMMITMENTS WILL TAKE EFFECT FROM FRIDAY
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BREAKING: Intense Israeli jet activity over southern Lebanon; no strikes have been launched yet since the announcement.
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BREAKING: Iran‘s Supreme Leader special advisor says "the order has been issued" and "zero hour has arrived" for Israel, with missiles launchers being prepared now.
Iranian state TV says Israel "will be heavily bombed tonight."
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Genuinely lol
Fucking lololol
Lmfao
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Secretary of the Supreme National Security Council, Mohammad Bagher Zolghadr:
“The response of the Islamic warriors is on the way. The unity of the fronts has created a security chain to defend the region.
Lebanon is our breath of life, and the crossing of the Islamic Republic’s red lines will not be tolerated.”
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BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's offer for money and economic benefits in exchange for not responding to Israel's strike on Beirut, saying an attack on Israel is imminent, per Channel 12.
Trump separately claimed that "no money will exchange hands" in any Iran deal, directly contradicting the bribery offer Iran just rejected.
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Iran’s Supreme National Security Council Secretary(SNSC): Response by the Warriors of Islam is Imminent.
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Iran military official says Beirut attack will not go 'unanswered': media
'No point' in peace talks if US fails to uphold commitments: Iran chief negotiator
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*IDF SAYS STRUCK HEZBOLLAH COMMAND CENTER IN BEIRUT
*IDF SAYS BEIRUT STRIKE FOLLOWS HEZBOLLAH LAUNCHES TOWARD ISRAEL
*BEIRUT STRIKES CREATING ISSUES WITH FINALIZING IRAN-US DEAL:FOX
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New Israeli Warning to Evacuate 16 Towns in Southern Lebanon
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NEW: With Iran rejecting Trump‘s claim that it has agreed to surrender its enrichment uranium, the IRGC has now completely closed off all access to its entire stockpile of near bomb-grade uranium, deliberately collapsing tunnels and installing hundreds of explosive mines at the entrances of Isfahan, Natanz and Fordow, per CNN.
Iran is preparing for the scenario where no deal is signed and the US moves to seize the material by force. Currently Trump falsely claims there is an agreement, while the IRGC is actively mining the entrances that he claims will be used in his “peaceful” retrieval scenario.
Iran is continuing the fortification and mining with large controlled explosions conducted today at Isfahan, per Tasnim.
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Jun 13
Hardline Iranians have begun protesting against Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi and Iranian Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf throughout the day over the emerging US‑Iran deal.
Protestors are chanting “Death to Araghchi, the dishonorable compromiser.” “Araghchi, have shame; leave America alone (stop giving in).” “Ghalibaf, Araghchi, Resign, Resign!”
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Jun 13
Rumor is the two employees work in the Permian
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🚨URGENTE - Mulher morre após funcionários esquecerem da corda no salto de rope jump e a jogarem de 40 metros de altura, em Limeira, SP
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There is exactly 1 reason oil isn't at $150 already, and it's not OPEC, not demand, and not peace hopes.
It's a single buyer making a deliberate, time limited move that most desks are reading completely backwards as bearish, when it's the most bullish setup on the board.
In my latest article, I walk through the full mechanism
🔗 Link to the full article here👇
open.substack.com/pub/themer…
Jun 11
🚨Shell's CEO just put a number on this war
🛢️1.2 billion barrels of crude are missing from the market.
That's 12 days of global consumption.
And in Sawan's own words, the hole is "deepening every single day."
Now the part that should bother you.
Today Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz to all maritime traffic.
US crude inventories drew for the 7th straight week.
Over 10% of global production is offline.
And Brent closed in the low $90s.
A market this short, with its main chokepoint physically shut, should not trade there.
The 1979 Iranian revolution took 5.6 mb/d offline and tripled prices.
The 1990 invasion of Kuwait took 4.3 mb/d.
This disruption is roughly the size of both combined and the price barely moves.
That's a held market.
There is exactly 1 reason oil isn't at $150 already, and it's not OPEC, not demand, and not peace hopes.
It's a single buyer making a deliberate, time limited move that most desks are reading completely backwards as bearish, when it's the most bullish setup on the board.
In my latest article, I walk through the full mechanism
🔗 Link to the full article here👇
open.substack.com/pub/themer…
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Jun 13
IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS IRAN WILL HAVE TO CHARGE FOR SERVICES PROVIDED IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ -FARS NEWS AGENCY
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Jun 13
Many of you have heard rumors and seen posts on this website. Today I am officially announcing that I am seeking candidacy for the position CEO of oil. My position is simple. No. New. Wells.
Once we have the market acting rationally I will grant permission for a very limited number of new vertical wells. Anyone caught drilling horizontal will be fired, anyone that attempts to drill for dry gas will be deported to Saturn or Jupiter. They can live out their remaining days on a gas giant if they love gas so much.
Thank you for your support. 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️
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