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I sell customised adire like the one in Frame 1.
We deliver worldwide 🌐
My wife called me around 2:00 pm on Sunday.
Babe, I want to move my ₦1 million into a mutual fund.
I replied, Why are you telling me? Go ahead now.
Then she explained that the money was meant for some goods she wanted to order, but to avoid spending it, she'd rather invest it for now.
Sounds responsible, right?
Then came the real reason.
So when they start production, you'll borrow me the money and I will refund you later. 😂😂😂
At that point, I just started laughing. After four years of marriage, I know this strategy very well. My wife has successfully tried different versions of this plan more times than I can count.
What she calls borrowing me money usually means I become the emergency financier while she protects her investment. The funny part is that she explained it so confidently that it almost sounded like I was the one benefiting from the arrangement.
Marriage will teach you things no business school can.
For now, the proposal is on my table. Let's see how it goes. 😂
Married people, tell me the truth: who is the real Finance Minister in your home?