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6 Nov 2025
Itโs actually quite impressive that heโs wearing a three piece suit with every piece from a different suit
6 Nov 2025
I am out campaigning for @reformparty_uk today. Please vote for Reform in the by-election in Newark today.
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I have never seen a woman this young move so gracelessly
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She is like a washer woman from the 18th century. This is what Mr Toad looked like in his disguise
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Backtraced the IP ๐ญ
Is that so?๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
It was very easy for me if you know what you doing, I just ran a Traceroute: I know the region, city, and post code, your door number and the name of the internet service provider
Ok watch this space Oliver you done fucked up big time๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Kruv ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ retweeted
State of edens gaff
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Unparalleled misery to these vibes. Worse than an afters that stretches to normal waking hours
Jun 16
In Yemen, 90% of men and 50% of women chew khat daily. A quarter of all their household income is spent on this plant.
Alcohol is haram, but they are all drug addicts. Make it make sense.
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Yes bro what you saying you want to go sit in a waiting room gobbing on the floor and listen to some blokes sing?
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A melted cheese and caramelised onion sandwich would be a gummy, sloppy, sickly experience and would be absolutely dreadful
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If someone starts to fine me, can I not just... walk away?
Jun 16
Moment 'unwell' commuter is fined ยฃ250 by council enforcement officer for 'spitting on grass during coughing fit' trib.al/nkWTUns
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She looks 45 lmao
Jun 15
Meet Me In Love is out now โค๏ธ
Huge love to @MayaJama for bringing this music video to life. Youโre a starโฆ and now, officially, a pop star โจ
We love this tune so go and play it LOUD!
Blossoms Xxx
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Americans down the pub: so imagine a burger
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The strongest argument against democracy in the modern world is spending twenty minutes inside a shopping centre Primark on a Saturday afternoon.
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I'm old enough to recall when fitness enthusiasts were banging raw onion every day because a study in mice found that it boosted free testosterone
Jun 14
Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.
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There are people out here vociferously defending the social housing allocation in this country. Spending all day replying to people who dare to criticise it.
Imagine the ideological capture necessary to sustain such efforts
No you donโt
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Outrageous statistic and one we entirely have the power to change
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Honestly we could probably get a lot of feminists on board with remigration and restrictionist immigration if we explicitly limit it to men. They'e the ones that cause most of the problems anyway. Get rid of the men and their wives. Keep the single women
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We pay the most unproductive people ever to live in Britain in the modern era obscene amounts to live in a standard of luxury that we will never be able to achieve
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Living in a dream house in the nicest part of the country, one that you would only afford as an 80th or 90th percentile earner, and it's still not good enough for them.
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I notice we are still asking right wing politicians the same questions as Enoch Powell. Yes a higher number of immigrants from Canada or Australia or NZ is preferable to a lower number from India. This is blindingly obvious.
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WHOOOO REMEMBERS BEING A TEENAGER
Grow up
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