the vibe is chaotic but the yap is iconic 💁🏼♀️
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20 Jan 2019
“I’ll see you tomorrow”
I’ll be waiting for ‘tomorrow’ every day for the rest of my life.
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I just know I am destined to live somewhere with a Trader Joe’s
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Jun 14
how it feels to receive any praise at all
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Jun 15
RT @queerlilgremlin: “almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet
weird
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Jun 14
It’s too hot to have big boobs rn
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Jun 14
Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients
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Jun 14
I’m in love with this sentence:
“You cannot be interested and inconsistent.”
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Jun 14
have fun, New York
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Jun 14
Love a good group participation moment 🥒🗽
The shot of everyone holding up the pickles is genuine art
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Jun 13
Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is
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Jun 13
The left lane is for crime. Get out of it if you’re only going 5 over the speed limit.
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Jun 13
Believe it or not you can have just as much fun without drinking!! If you need alcohol to be able to have a good time then that’s between you and your therapist tbh.
Jun 13
Some of you are very weird about trying to force other adults to drink. 🙃
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The Pulse Nightclub shooting happened 10 years ago. We remember the 49 lives that were taken. 😔🏳️🌈
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Jun 12
sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.
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Jun 11
establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor
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Jun 13
How dinner looks on a random Friday night when no one’s crusty ass son is looking over my shoulder telling me it’s “too spicy” or “too fancy” or “too much work” or “weird” 😌
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Jun 12
Well she is, so…
i love how mariska makes official statements like she's the actual princess of new york lol
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Jun 11
picking up someones mannerisms after spending time with them is like a lexical hickey
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